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easy-as-a-and-b · 11 months
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Person C: So you and B are fighting?
Person A: What? No. We don't fight.
Person C: So what are you doing then?
Person A: We're just agreeing in different ways that sometimes involves raising our voices a bit.
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easy-as-a-and-b · 1 year
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Person C: So, are you and [Person B] just friends or what?
Person A: Well, don't tell anyone, but we're more than that.
Person C: Oh, really?
Person A: Yeah, we're best friends.
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easy-as-a-and-b · 2 years
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Person A, being patched up by Person B: I see you didn't warn C about me.
Person B: What is there to warn about?
Person A: That I'm entirely too delicate to be hit that hard.
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easy-as-a-and-b · 2 years
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Person A: I'm in love with you.
Person B: Oh, I'm sorry. How long have you known?
Person A: I'm in love, B. Not dying.
Person B: In love with me. It's adjacent.
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easy-as-a-and-b · 2 years
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Person A, earnestly: I am nothing compared to you. Everything I've done should earn me nothing more than your disdain, but I am your follower and will never leave your side as long as you tolerate my presence.
Person B, mostly amused: You know, you're not selling yourself very well, right? Maybe try adding a couple of positive traits.
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easy-as-a-and-b · 2 years
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Person A: I need you.
Person B, smirking: That's a bold way to start a conversation.
Person A: Flatter yourself all you like. I just need you to agree.
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easy-as-a-and-b · 3 years
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Person A: You know we have to talk about it eventually, right?
Person B: 'Have' is a strong word.
Person A: You're thinking of hate.
Person B: If I'm thinking of hate how come I can so easily say I hate you?
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easy-as-a-and-b · 3 years
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Person A: B, I never meant to hurt you. Whenever you're hurt I feel awful, it's the worst, I hated it.
Person B: Wow, it's amazing, you've managed to make even empathy selfish.
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easy-as-a-and-b · 3 years
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Person A: Hey, B, could you help me with something real quick?
Person B: No. Thanks for asking, but I would rather use a sea urchin as a fork.
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easy-as-a-and-b · 3 years
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Person A: Good luck and break a leg!
Person B: Whose? Oh, do I get to choose?
Person A: Please don't actually break someone's leg, I'm begging you.
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easy-as-a-and-b · 3 years
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Person A: So you've been the one spreading all those rumors about us?
Person B: Well, yeah. I like to be talked about, is that such a crime?
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easy-as-a-and-b · 3 years
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Person A: Why are you smiling?
Person B: What? Am I not allowed to be happy?
Person A: Of course you can be happy, but I draw the line at suspiciously happy.
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easy-as-a-and-b · 3 years
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Person A: Don't speak to me, asshole.
Person B: Awww we're on a nickname basis now.
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easy-as-a-and-b · 3 years
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Person A: I think you're doing it wrong.
Person B: Doing what wrong?
Person A: Just life in general.
Person B: ... Yeah that's sounds about right.
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easy-as-a-and-b · 3 years
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*Person A knocks on Person B's door*
Person B, exasperated medic: Are you currently dying?
Person A, bleeding out: Well I'm dying to see you if that counts.
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easy-as-a-and-b · 4 years
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*Right after Person B gets hurt.*
Person A: Would you please stop bleeding?
Person B: I'm trying my best!
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easy-as-a-and-b · 4 years
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Person A: I can't read this map. It's covered in strange symbols.
Person B, taking the map: Let me look at it.
Person B: These are words...
Person A: Oh, that makes sense now.
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