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Love emerald duo content that's like

I'm Philza Minecraft, Angel of Death, Final Survior, Crowfather

And there's my buddy Techno he's a pig

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when in doubt, contact the guy you murdered last week from beyond the grave

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‘The destruction of vlog gun’

Acrylic on canvas

20/8/20

Plz go boost this on Twitter (same name as here), I wanna kno if either of the lads want it!

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no but mumbo did like. eat the things he turned into right. and he's trying to find a way to kill grian for his soul. is. are we adding implied cannibalism to the list of weird shit happening in boatem. i am concerned.

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“Humans are complex creatures with a variety of needs. They are not a suitable pet for most dragons, but for the right dragons who have time, patience, and proper resources, these animals can make absolutely incredible pets.”

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DID ANYONE SAY,,,, SHAPESHIFTER QU A CK I T Y? 

#quackity #art #mcyt #birdboi

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Future history teacher: Minecraft was the most popular and well known vidio game. can anyone tell me who created it?

 My future child, hand raised: Philza Minecraft

 Teacher: n..no It was Moja- 

 my child: *pulls out knife* philza Minecraft

#tw knifes #philza minecraft

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I did this in church, i was very bord so i drew all the people i could remember from the Dream smo.

#mcyt #tommyinnit #art #drawing #philza minecraft #technoblade #captin puffy #sam #awesomedude #quackity #skeppy #badboyhalo #bbh #ranboo #freind #antfrost #fundy #crimson egg #dream #georgenotfound #dreamnotfound #sapnap #niki #ninachu #schlatt #karl #karl jacobs #tubbo #Wilbur #dream SMP

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inSECT BOISSSS (click for better quality bc tumblr nerfed my shit-)

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SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE A MOOBLOOM MOD WHERE LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE IS DIFFRINT, THERES JUST MOOBLOOMS YOU CAN MILK FOR SUSPICIOUS STEW 

guys so i KNOW its WAYYYYYYYYYYYY past its prime but like…. mooblooms. you milk them and get suspicious stew depending on what type of moobloom you milked, because sertant flowers make different kinds of stew, like alliums makeing fire resistance stew. 

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guys so i KNOW its WAYYYYYYYYYYYY past its prime but like.... mooblooms. you milk them and get suspicious stew depending on what type of moobloom you milked, because sertant flowers make different kinds of stew, like alliums makeing fire resistance stew. 

#moobloom #flowers #minecraft #mineblur

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this post just stole my first born child and called me a whore, jesus christ are yall good?

you have white cishet nuerotypical vibes smh

i am a white cishet nuerotypical smh

#congrats as comin out as nonbinary #but the comidic timeing is PHENOMANAL

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OK HOT TAKE B U T  MOTHMAN QUACKITY 

MOTH MAN QUACKITY???? CURRENTLY OBSESSED WITH TURNING DREAM SMP PEOPLE IN CRYPTIDS SO YEAH 

ALSO MORE DEATILED WING BC ALL OF THESE ARE LOW EFFORT 

#ThANK YOU I WILL PROBABLY #dO A BETTER QUALITY ONE TMROW #STAY TUNED BITCH

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OK HOT TAKE B U T  MOTHMAN QUACKITY 

MOTH MAN QUACKITY???? CURRENTLY OBSESSED WITH TURNING DREAM SMP PEOPLE IN CRYPTIDS SO YEAH 

ALSO MORE DEATILED WING BC ALL OF THESE ARE LOW EFFORT 

#quackity #dream smp #Drawing #mothman

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technoblade VS Izuku Midoriya, 2021, colorised 

#Technoblade #Deku #bnha fanfiction #dream mcyt #Guys I have no idea what this is acually from #I see a pink haired pale lanky man and all I see is techno #this is not serious #i am jokeing

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Click for better quality bc tumblr nerfed MY SHIT HOLY FUCK ITS SO BL U R R Y

#I dont think you understand #I LOVE talking in tags aswell #I always check my reblogs bc i know alot of people dont like #talking in the normal text #because its anxiety induceing #so they use the tags #wich is what i do

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Click for better quality bc tumblr nerfed MY SHIT HOLY FUCK ITS SO BL U R R Y

#you might be absalutly delighted to find out #that I dont fucking draw normal humans #all of them have sum sort of weird on them