eatyourdamnpears

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🌹 a flower for everyone not feeling their best today

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

#gotta choose laundry *stares at the basket of laundry I’ve been meaning to fold for over a week now*

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born to forage and find collectibles, forced to enter a shoot-out in the game tutorial you can’t skip past 💔💔

#rip my teammate who I probably just fucked over big time #I’m still learning the controls :(( #I’m sorry I cost us the match baby I’m just really bad at this #day two of failing the mission 😔 #red dead online #also yes I know what the game’s purpose is but don’t tell me that running around in an open world finding collectibles wouldn’t be fun #and making a litle avatar? please. adorable

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look how stinkin cute they are!!

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this image makes me emotional too if i look at it too long

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vent about home life

sometimes I feel like my mom is purposefully keeping me from growing up and being independent. I don’t even think she realizes she’s doing it, but whenever I ask her for help with being more independent (like having access to my bank account and learning how to drive) she says something to placate me and then it never gets done, and she gets really upset when I mention wanting to move out. I feel really stuck. and I can’t just leave, my credit limit is $500 and my bank won’t up it because it’s attached to my mom’s and her credit is fucked up or whatever, plus I have no life skills. I just want to be an adult and have access to adult things without needing my mom to approve it

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Learning how to play Red Dead Online right now and I’m really, really bad at it

#in my defense #I’ve never played a shooter game before and I’m playing on a laptop

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I LOVE IT WHEN ENDINGS CIRCLE BACK TO THE BEGINNING!!!

I LOVE IT WHEN CHARACTERS MIRROR EACH OTHER!!!!!

I LOVE IT WHEN CHARACTERS SEAL THEIR FATES IN THEIR FIRST SCENES!!!!

I LOVE IT WHEN CHARACTERS' GREATEST TRAITS ARE ALSO WHAT DOOM THEM IN THE END!!!!!

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*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

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L + ratio + when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night with your head in your hands you're nothing more than his wife

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currently crying at my local library because I came to a thing that no one came to, not even the event runners, and my mom can’t pick me up yet. I’ve been here for almost an hour. I’m frustrated looking at my writing and how bad this draft is going. I just want to go home and change back into my PJs and eat pizza

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sorry but it’s actually so horrific how little of a sense of community people have, how little regard they extend towards the other humans around them. killing people for being loud on the subway or turning around in your driveway. loading your gun and waiting at the door because a child ran your doorbell unexpectedly. ring cameras, neighborhoodapp, community watch group Facebook pages. you’ve assigned yourself the role of the one true peacekeeper and casted everyone else around you as a threat to be controlled. there’s no connection or love or compassion. just a deep distrust and hatred.

and the people who face the most significant consequences from this are the ones who are already deemed as outsiders. people of color, especially Black people, disabled people, people with mental illnesses, homeless people.

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and is your shame helpful? is it inspiring goodness and change? or is it keeping you frozen in time unable to move on and be everything you have expanded to be?

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once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

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i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been "cancelled" was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy

#like cmon man #you GOTTA eat pussy