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I apologize for derailing.

Christian holidays make me so tired and irritated and then i feel resentful that I have been turned into a bitter fun hating jew stereotype but I swear if I see one more rabbit

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can i PLEASE get a fish

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I don’t know anything about Doom, but I think I have a crush on this guy.

Apparently Doomguy has an office, and judging by all the things in his office, Doomguy CANONICALLY:

- Is a very skilled engineer and possibly blacksmith

- Plays bass

- Is a pretty good chef

- Loves comics

- Loves pizza

- Listens to vinyl

- Loves toys

- Played football (?)

- Reads classic literature (well, classic literature which has been changed into demon puns in the Doomverse)

- Is an avid reader in general, with a sizable bookshelf containing novels that are puns on popular games

- Massive gamer (plays on PC)

- Also has nunchucks???? Whatever works, I guess! (Based on the fact he's a massive nerd, it's a pretty good guess he likes Bruce Lee movies)

- A good painter, apparently, as evidenced by the painting of him holding Daisy and a shotgun that I couldn't fit bc I'm on mobile and Tumblr has a 10 photo limit

My headcanon for his early life is he was an engineering/comp sci double major and got into college on a football scholarship, his hobbies included painting, literature, movies, videogames, cooking, playing guitar and collecting figures and I'm even more in love with him now he actually sounds like a real catch tbh

Also I googled that ret-conned book on his second shelf, apparently Doomguy's real name has been Flynn Taggart for some time now???

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Or she was drinking milk straight from the carton while enjoying her bath.

“Have sex with me in a bath of milk”

“Felicia I think your taking your theme too far”

“Are you saying you WON’T have sex with me in a bath of milk?”

“Well of course I will I’d have sex with you in an active volcano if you asked

I’m just saying”

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Journey to the Microcosmos:  Tardigrades: Chubby, Misunderstood, & Not Immortal

Images originally captured by Jam’s Germs

Thank you @airyearthgirl for inspiring me to gif these amazing lines

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callout posts in 2014: this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned!

callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!

callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi

callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like

callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person

callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/

callout posts in 2020: this user stole 5 gallons of purified water from the New DC Resistance Camp and was last seen headed towards Sunken Brooklyn

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My supervisor just sent out a memo saying that we’ve been given the go-ahead to use Liquid Pool Shock as a cleaner.

#covidcore #covid 19 #us healthcare #please donate bleach #this is bad

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a beautiful origin story

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The longer I'm in quarantine, the more I find myself talking like Miette.

Jail! Jail for every politician for One Thousand Years!!!!

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Hi, elective surgeries are being postponed because they often require an inpatient stay. Hospitals like mine are already overcrowded on a routine basis—like, patients in the ER hallways overcrowded—so we had to delay anything that could result in an inpatient stay so that we would have the surge capacity to handle an influx of covid patients. We are still doing surgery in emergent situations.

We’re not saying that your elective surgeries aren’t necessary, simply that those are something we can somewhat control the timing of. This is triage.

Matters of inpatient capacity aside, we also don’t want people coming in for procedures because of the risk of viral transmission. Especially as most of our elective procedures are like, joint surgeries for people 55+, many of whom have preexisting conditions. They’re safer staying at home, even with poor mobility and pain.

That said. This would all go much more smoothly with universal healthcare. Also, we need more hospitals in this country. But yeah, canceling elective surgeries was a necessary call.

US healthcare, ladies and gentlemen.

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My hospital (rural, nonprofit) is now losing $5mil a month. Our CEO is taking a 30% pay cut, the whole senior management team is taking a 20% pay cut, directors are taking pay cuts, hundreds of workers are being furloughed, and departments are being staffed to minimum levels or even “low-activity day” minimums.

Anyway this is where it would be really helpful to have hospitals be government-funded instead of needing to be economically self-sufficient businesses.

US healthcare, ladies and gentlemen.

#the work is getting done #but morale is abysmal #teamwork is suffering #people are beginning to crack

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on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with losing your right hand

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I tool Phaedra on a leash walk today down to the graveyard and I realized I’m dressed like I smuggle magic beans.

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Honestly “queer” is so useful for people like me w/ a “complicated orientation” b/c instead of having to say I’m “asexual panromantic” and explain what that means, I can just say “I’m queer” and it tells you all you need to know (that I’m not straight).