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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

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I’m like if someone smart chose to be an idiot. Out of free will

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absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

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being paranoid is funny bc like well what if i'm right

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wish i could call in bitchy to work

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my favourite thing is when someone says “i think about you a lot” or “i had a dream about you” or “i was just about to text you” or something because the fact that i occur to someone when I’m not talking to them or anything is the best thing i just

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damn why is everyone reading Baudelaire. He’s dead. Have you tried Sally Rooney

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ive never been more committed to anything in my life than ive been to laziness.. my first love..

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and now the machines have a little camera that displays your own stupid face i don't want to see right at you as you're bagging your dumb little groceries, as a reminder, as a threat, as an omen

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go outside and sit in the sun, your problems won't disappear but you might gain a little hope

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i think one of the most important things you learn about making connections with others is that a significant portion of the time people just do not know theyre doing what theyre doing