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I’m not a party gay. I’m a couch gay, a homosectional you could say

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reverse fake dating: very in love couple has to pretend theyre not actually together

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In other news, it is now not only morally acceptable but the morally correct thing to do to pirate the fuck out of Adobe’s software line.

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Here we are in the future

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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019) directed by J.J. Abrams

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When Tumblr goes premium let’s all use one account like netflix

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have you ever looked at someone and thought…

i could look at you for hours and not get bored

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pathfinder 2nd edition is out and succubi are now so horny that they take psychic damage when their advances arent reciprocated

also you can rub it in how much you’re not into them to cause more psychic damage

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The new Doctors. 

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Almost every gay person I’ve met likes pokemon

#volcarona

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everyone feels robbed of ideal teenage years that don’t really exist 

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Hey, everyone

guess what

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trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

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Loki, whenever he wants plot relevancy:

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I got to marry my wife, and our pupper was our flower girl. 2.5 years ago this wasn’t possible, as it wasn’t legal in Australia. It rained our whole wedding day, but was so worth it in the end with our phenomenal photographer.

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We’re doing Postmodernism is Sociology, and the teacher was talking about ‘language games'— language that is so specialised that unless you’re part of a specific group it’s totally incomprehensible.

And, as an example, he gave us this monstrosity:

And, what’s even worse— I fucking UNDERSTOOD IT. I had to EXPLAIN this to my fucking sociology class.

This is why we should never have let the millenials become teachers.