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#quantumcray0n

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i cover my nipples, not because of some stupid law, but for the same reason kakashi covers his sharingan

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our friend's daughter is at the age where she is extremely chatty and speaking in full sentences, and i love kids' use of language.

apparently all strangers used to be "ladies," but now they are "neighbors." since they speak english exclusively at home, "neighbors" speak german; it was very distressing to hear her mom speak german once, because, in her words, "you're not a doctor or a neighbor!"

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i think we're going to hit the limit soon

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congrats on having your baby!!!!

Thank you!!! She’s pretty great <3

#iamthekarmapolice #asks

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idk if this is weird to say or not but congrats on the baby news! i know we dont talk but we have been following each other for quite a long time and im just glad things are going well for you. take care <3

Oh my goodness I’m sorry I only just saw this! Haven’t been on tumblr much lately but THANK YOU so much <3

#suddenrundown #asks

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#tenoch huerta #video

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a californian but there’s something just a bit wrong and spooky about her. call that an uncanny valley girl

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"what do we do about people who fake disabilities to get ssi" we throw them a fucking party for pulling off the most difficult and unrewarding grift of all time. literally i don't care

#okay I misread this as ‘SSRI’ and I’m like why would you fake that 😂

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i am so violently sick of advertising. its everywhere it creeps into every inch of reality that it physically can theres no escape from how invasive it is. cant even rickroll people anymore because theyll just get a 30 second advert for car insurance

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Starting twin peaks

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we are the daughters of the Sauls you couldn’t call

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#it’s true I haven’t slept well in months #new mom life

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the meaning of life is….dipping carbs into liquids ….bread into soup…biscuits into tea…that’s it

#does gravy count because I will dip literally anything in it

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Tips for dealing with below 0°F temperatures, for anyone who's not used to it and is now having to deal with it in this winter storm:

Tuck your shirt into your pants to prevent the cold from sneaking in

Put on a sweater or a hoodie over that, and then also wear a coat over that

Put on a beanie and then pull your hood up over that (BOTH hoods if you're wearing a hoodie instead of a sweater)

Wear a scarf underneath your coat hood. You want it to be kept as close to you as possible, and hopefully high enough that you can tuck your nose into it while walking outside

Wear solid pants like jeans, and put on tights, leggings, or (if you actually have any) long underwear underneath

Wear two pairs of socks—at least one of which is long socks—and tuck your leggings into those

Wear boots or some other thick shoe with good traction if you have any

GLOVES. Wear two pairs of you need to. I only have one pair and now my hands are my only weak point 😭

Try not to stay outside for too long if you can help it, frostbite and hypothermia are painful and very dangerous. When you're inside, make sure you're eating plenty of food and drinking plenty of water. Your body needs energy and hydration to fight off the cold. Stay safe out there everyone