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hades game: DEATH APPROACHES

me & zagreus:

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Light died so Minoru could die😔🙏🔥

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8 days since we last heard from our good friend Jonathan Harker.

0 days since Renfield was ‘cringe’.

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It's it's BY GOD, IT'S JOHNATHAN HARKER WITH THE STEEL SHOVEL

I see Day 56 of captivity is going well

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Midnight drawing for poor Jonathan who is more worried about shaving than the obvious vampire stalking him.

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Oh boy I sure hope my good friend Jonathan Harker has a much better time on his business trip this year than he did last year.

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I can’t believe Dracula is keeping my good friend Jonathan prisoner during pride month.

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if you dont cheer and clap for her ill fucking blow this whole building up

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Whether it is the old lady's fear, or the many ghostly traditions of this place, or the crucifix itself, I do not know, but I am not feeling nearly as easy in my mind as usual.

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@gothlit-sexyman-contest final round

(Later Griffin passed out by a store's door (that he broke down) from stolen candy sugar high and Jonathan passed out from both gothic-heroine and being-a-parent disease)

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It's just me and this song ive replayed 200 times against the world

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notice how everyone is horny today

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I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

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if cats aren’t meant to be kissed on their heads then what’s that little space between their ears for

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Bein’ a vampire is actually way less sexy when you consider you must now live a life without garlic knots

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that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao