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Carlisle:Just try and be romantic
Edward:SpIdEr MoNkeY
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Bella is a better person than me cause my petty ass would’ve let Edward die in New Moon just to prove a point
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Why did Edward not buy a heated blanket for his late night cuddles with Bella?
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charlie swan takes renesmee fishing and turns around to find her chewing on the head of a live fish
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Emmett: “When werewolves need a hair cut do they go to the hairdressers or the groomers?”
Edward: “……”
Bella: “well?? Answer the man”
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Bella: Hey can you open this jar?
Edward: *accidentally opens it too hard and breaks it sending baby dill pickles flying everywhere*
Bella: Dammit Edward! I really wanted those…
Edward:
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irina after seeing regurgitate catching snowflakes
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do you think emmett has access to the family funds or does he just have a debit card that carlisle puts no more than $20 on per week
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I'm back! Welcome to pre bella lunchtimes with the Cullen kids!
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i love that in the first book, bella’s free time from school & dealing w moody vampires is just. cooking dinner & reading the same book 5 times in a row.
it may seem like a lack of character development- but i too spend most of my time trying to remember the basic necessities i need to not die & hyperfocusing on a single piece of media for 8 months.
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So obsessed with the version of Twilight I made up in my head and and am constantly disappointed when the actual series isn't that
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Bella:YOU SAID YOU WERE TAKING CARE OF RENESMEE
Emmett:
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The parent’s guide for the twilight movies on imdb is funny sometimes
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