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I dont care if something good happened to your British driver, it should have happened to Lewis

#IM FUCKING GUTTED #f1 #lewis hamilton #chinese gp 2024

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THE FUCKING RAIN MASTER

#8 TENTHS #8 FUCKING TENTHS #f1 #lewis hamilton

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wanted to see daniel do sexy speedy things with the sexy new chassis on a wet track but we take the steady return to form 🤫😈

#very fucking sexy #f1 #daniel ricciardo

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No literally. I mean. All they were doing is cheering? For their home hero? Like every fucking crowd does?

"I've never known a Chinese crowd like this" What the fuck does that mean Ted Kravitz

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can we praise daniel ricciardo?

Nico Rosberg may you always be at the top of the Hermes waiting list! May your Botox always bang! May your linen suit never get a single wrinkle!!

#nico girl your ass is so big and juicy. your championship is so sexy. your hair is so luscious. your forehead is wrinkle free. your brain #UNRIVALLED

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zoo...... its been 2 years

#at his home gp too #dumb fucks

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"I've never known a Chinese crowd like this" What the fuck does that mean Ted Kravitz

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the fucking track spontaneously combusted again im DRYING HEAVING

#f1 #charles leclerc #chinese gp 2024

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What happened in practice?

1. the Lord struck the circuit with a lightening bolt, lit it ablaze.

#2. nico rosberg danced CIRCLES around the sky team according to Ema. which. slay. #idk if this was about merc or daniel or in general but there you go #f1 #chinese gp 2024

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“we saw you from across the room and we love your vibe” energy

#cursed cursed CURSED #😭

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“we saw you from across the room and we love your vibe” energy

#cursed cursed cURSED

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#very intricate....

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i used to dream for times like these ! ! !

#i want to bite him full jaw power #his hair looks so fjcking beautiful and lush and soft .... i wanna yank it so bad actually #just one time

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visacashapprb: Nothin’ but net 🏀 | 2024 Chinese Grand Prix 🇨🇳

#@xav the golden gay warriors could have used him last night 😔 he better start hooping for his life

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Everyone moved on but I stayed there

#Killing myself so so so fucking hard

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WHERE is the AD18 post you liar 🤕 jk ilysm pls take your time I'm just curious

sorRY I FORGOT OKAY

let me preface this by saying that there really wasn't anything notable about AD18 (Fernando was "retiring" but we knew that for months in advance, Charles was replacing Kimi at Ferrari but we knew that for months in advance, it was Daniel's last race at RB but we also knew that for months in advance etc) most of what I feel about that weekend is probably nostalgia but. It was the ✨️vibe✨️ the vibe was so immaculate. Drivers used to say that the last race of the season feels like the last day of school but 2018 really just captured that sentiment, no one wanted to be there but in the best way possible you know?

Formative event for me personally was Sebastian and Lewis trading helmets. I think what makes #sewis compelling now is how far they've come. But how far they've come also has the added disadvantage of neutering and sanitising what Seb and Lewis were back in the day. I mean 2018 literally started in Aus with Lewis telling Seb he wanted to wipe the smile off his face. At the beginning of 2018 Lewis was a 4 time champion, tied with Seb. Seb said again and again and again that he had a vested interest in Lewis not winning anymore championships, for his sake and for the sake of protecting Michael Schumacher's record. Anyway it was like. WILD and heart-warming and a very big deal

Re: Fernando retiring. So like. At that point, his last race of his career*, Fernando had already shat on McLaren in literally every fucking conceivable way, calling the engine an f2 engine (gp2), when asked about the very expensive updates on his car he replied "feels good. Much slower than before. Amazing". And ofc in AD18 he couldn't leave without one last jab, his race engineer was trying to gas him up to fight for p10 and he's like "you can fight for that 1 point ☝️ Fernando🔥🔥 1 point is on the table💯" to which he replied "👹I HAVE 1 THOUSAND AND 8 HUNDRED POINTS⁉️👹"

Re: re Alonso retiring, they painted him an ugly ass mural (support artists pls but it looked funny) in the driver's meeting room and during the important drivers debrief while Carlos was giving a lecture about safety or something Daniel lost it and Fernando filmed him losing it

nothing will ever go harder than this im afraid + obvi it was the champions sending Fernando off with 🍩 but fate is a fan of aesthetics so Kimi who was supposed to do donuts with them retired from the race (I think it would have thrown off the composition of the photo with 2 red cars so I'm glad)

Lewis offering Seb a Monster and Seb replying "I prefer Red Bull" (<-I Died that day)

During the last Team Principal conference of the year, of course they sat Christian and Cyril next to eachother. And of course they asked him about losing Daniel and the renault engine, to which Christian decided the best way to answer that question is to remind Cyril that while they're both basically the same age, when Christian was the youngest TP in F1, Cyril was working in the kitchen 😭

In conclusion it was chaos and I loved it so much and it will forever hold a v special place in my heart

#im yearning im nostalgic i miss things i only treasured passingly

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“It’s been a long time since we’ve seen each other but now it’s my time to tell you something. You’ll always be in my heart, I’ll always have your back.” - Maurizio Arrivabene to Sebastian Vettel after his final qualifying session in Formula 1, Abu Dhabi 2022

#sick sick sick