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Draco Malfoy's inventory! 😏

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Harry Potter Rec Fest Day 28 - Underrated

I'm not sure exactly what my definition of "underrated" ought to be for this @hprecfest prompt, but I went with "doesn't get recommended in the circles I run in as often as I think it should".

The Boy Who Died A Lot by starcrossedgirl Podfic by JocundaSykes Pairing: Harry x Severus Word count: 71,767 Length: 7:59:00 Rating: E

This fic is so funny and the podfic is stellar. JocundaSykes' comedic timing is superb. I think the premise is pretty clear - Severus saves Harry's life over and over, but he's soooo mad about it! Check the author's tags, but I promise it's a happy ending.

The Roommate by @romaine2424 Pairing: Draco x Harry Word count: 42,729 Rating: M

This was one of my favorite fics from @hd-erised last year. Cottage vibes, awkward roommate interactions, Draco learns to cook (this might be my favorite trope ever???), and both boys working through some stuff in a painful but ultimately rewarding way. They're just so sweet to one another and the side characters are used really well.

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And finally, a couple of little self-recs ...

Lumos by birdsofshore - a Podfic (Spotify) Pairing: Draco x Harry Word count: 41,476 Length: 3:52:00 Rating: E

I was skeptical when I started reading this. I never thought so much masturbation could be so sweet. But the way the characters and the relationship are developed in parallel with wandless magic is really lovely and well-designed. The smut is also all very hot!

The Freak Accident in Room 1905 by @eggbagelsjr - a Podfic (Spotify) with art by @tinyq Pairing: Draco x Hermione Word count: 8,830 Length: 54:04 Rating: T

@etl-echo-audiobooks had an awesome Art-Fic-Podfic Fest last June to celebrate Draco's birthday and their 2.5 year anniversary. This fic is on another level - it's packed with so much plot and action for a fic so small. Please check out the AO3 version, because @eggbagelsjr created a very cool redacted casefile for the fic. The art is also incredible!!!! Selected tags to entice you further: Idiots in Love, Co-workers, Bombs, Bad Jokes About Dentistry, Memory Loss

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“Harry, why was Draco Malfoy just screaming bloody murder about his wife?”

Heard this audio and immediately thought of this fic…..

ff: Wait and Hope by mightbewriting

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“The towering, snow-covered fir trees of the densely packed forest cast a premature darkness over everything and blocked the late afternoon sunlight. But that darkness served its purpose as they came around a bend in the trail into an open clearing.

“Oh my…” Hermione trailed off breathlessly.

While they’d previously been surrounded by dark trees, they now found themselves encircled in yellowish, twinkling lights. Even Draco could admit, albeit begrudgingly, that the sight was quite spectacular. The bright little fairies sparkled and danced all around, some flitting from tree to tree while others remained dormant, pulsing in place. A low humming sound pierced the quiet stillness of the forest, otherwise silent but for Draco and Hermione’s cold puffs of breath.” - Remain Nameless, chapter 35, by @heyjude19-writing

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Harry Potter Rec Fest Day 16 - a fic that made you laugh

This is such a fun prompt, @hprecfest! I knew immediately the fics that I would choose. Funny how laughing out loud in a silent train or waiting room makes the memory of a fic stick in your head (ditto tomorrow's prompt - a fic that made you cry).

Bouquet by @breathofthephoenix and @curlykay (Audio version on the Fanfic Affliction Podcast) Pairing: Draco x Hermione Word count: 26,760 Length: 5-ish hours of podcasting (including commentary) Rating: E

The Draco-Hermione banter in this fic is top tier. I laughed out loud repeatedly. They decide to fake relationship for all the events of the Parkinson-Potter wedding and of course, fall for real.

The audio version is from a (possibly?) abandoned podcast where two British ladies read fan fiction to one another. They stop frequently to comment and laugh, but it's a testament to the incredible writing of the fic that I remember it so clearly still.

Ten Visits to Fire and Flight: The World of Dragons by @sandervansunshine Pairing: Draco x Harry Word count: 17,324 Rating: E

Another wonderful fic from @hd-fan-fair Career Fair 2023. I just loved all the little world-building details of this fic. Draco is a museum curator and in competition/rivalry with the other museum departments. Harry brings all the next gen kids to visit his exhibition, frequently. Also included: "from the mouths of babes" hilarious truth bombs, hot semi-public sex, momentary jealousy over a very fit Charlie Weasley, and dragons dragons dragons! No podfic version yet, but I would love the chance to do it.

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And a couple of little self-recs ...

Not Safe for Work by @eggbagelsjr Podfic read by Cailynwrites (with @etl-echo-audiobooks) Pairing: Draco x Hermione Word count: 6,001 Length: 42:08 Rating: M

@eggbagelsjr is HILARIOUS. I'm only sorry that some of the puns in this didn't translate very well to the audio medium in my recorded version. But the dynamic between Draco and Hermione is so great here, awkward Human Resources worker Draco in his tiny little office is sad and cute, nerdy sapiosexual getting together between the pair while writing an academic article is 100% my bag, and I had to edit out a lot of laughing as I recorded this.

The Morning After by birdsofshore and @capiturecs Podfic read by Cailynwrites (with @etl-echo-audiobooks) Pairing: Draco x Harry Word count: 5,382 Length: 33:12 Rating: M

The main pairing for this fic really ought to be enemies-to-lovers Draco x a toaster, with background Drarry. It switches between Draco POV and the toaster POV, and it's hysterical. It even led to this joke on Instagram when the toaster reared its ugly head again in Way Down We Go.

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Not What It Looks Like by eveningstruggle

Not What It Looks Like (4983 words) by eveningstruggle Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Friends With Benefits, Christmas, inspired by miss manners, draco is a terrible photographer, Community: dhr_advent, Christmas Presents Summary:

A hot, panicky hurt begins to throb inside her chest. This doesn’t make sense. Is it some type of horribly misguided practical joke? Revenge for shutting him down a few months ago? Or—is it a parting gift? A “so long and thanks for the memories, now I’m off to fuck someone else?” ”What—” Her voice croaks. She clears her throat and tries again. “What the fuck is this, Malfoy?” Confusion creases his forehead. “They’re photos of you.” She’s five seconds from bolting back through the Floo. “I can see that. Why have you given me two dozen terrible photos of myself for Christmas?”

Or: Draco gives Hermione a Christmas gift.

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I commissioned the lovely @/guine_evere (on insta) to do this lovely artwork of Hermione. I had an image of her out and about in wizarding world and she created such a lovely piece! 🥰🥰

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Professor Malfoy Version 2.0 😮‍💨

This one for sure is a DADA (daddy?) professor.

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here, have another dramione brain rot doodle :)

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@owllinallover has truly sent me to an early grave with this stunning artwork of my two sweet baby angels from YDIFM. She is the absolute queen of speaking volumes through a single look and I will never stop looking at this. AH! I love it - thank youuuuu <3

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WIP Wednesday

Tagged by: @heyjude19-writing my beloved

Tagging: @eveningstruggle @ambpersand @eggbagelsjr

a lil snippet from the broom-averse guide to magical methods of transportation:

"How'd it happen?" He asks, touching his canine with the tip of a finger. "This."

She’d practiced telling the story. Not in the mirror or anything, but under her breath. Sifted through the words like she was choosing the ripest produce at a supermarket instead of what she was really doing, which was trying to tell a story in which she does not play the fool.

"Purchased from a Spirit Halloween," she says.

Weasley's furrowed brow tells her he hasn't spent an October in America.

Pansy tries a different tack.

"A complicated sex ritual. There was lots of blood, the whole thing perfectly wicked," she says, flashing him a coy smile.

The skepticism in his stare is discomfiting. He searches her face like he can see past her sunglasses and right through her bluff, and then a smile blooms on his face, so wide it brings to mind Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You.

"It's embarrassing, isn't it?" He says.

"You assume I experience the full spectrum of human emotion," she says, employing her skill of admitting nothing and cinching the subject closed in one fell swoop.

Weasley snorts, rubbing his hand over his mouth.

"What?" She asks.

"Hermione once told me that I've got the emotional range of a teaspoon," he says, nudging her with his elbow, "so between the two of us, maybe it's closer to a soup spoon. You know, the kind that cuts the corners of your mouth if you try to shove it all in at once?"

She presses her lips together.

"I forget that you people just say whatever idiotic thing comes to mind," she says, biting the inside of her cheek to kill the fondness residing there.

He drums a beat against the dashboard with his long fingers.

"There are worse things to be, I s’pose,” he says contemplatively. “A spoon keeps us bite-sized. Digestible.” 

“Easy to swallow?” Pansy says, the corner of her lips kicking up.

Weasley’s choke of laughter was worth it.

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🥳 Happy birthday to the baddest witch of them all! Forever a feminist queen and icon!

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#dramionemonth

Day 18: End of the War

I vowed I would always be yours

'Cause we survived the Great War

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The OTW's 2022 Annual Report is Now Available

You can read it, and all earlier reports, at the OTW website https://otw.news/135c41

#69 million page views a day #nice

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Getting to Know You Tag Game

Thank you @ambpersand and @roseharpermaxwell for the tags!

Three Ships: I imprinted on Dramione in 2021 and that was it for me. But I also adore a NottPott and a Panville. You could probably sell me on any ship.

First Ship: Before I knew what fanfic was I kept a spiral bound notebook under my bed that I filled with Cassie/Jake from Animorphs. But also Tobias has my heart forever.

Last Song: Ok but 99% of what I’ve been listening to right now is Brown Noise, despite that the words “brown noise” next to each other in that order are heinous. The most recent thing on my Spotify history is “Stirring Brown Noise” by Loud Lowness. Great track. Highly recommend.

Last Movie: RWRB and I loved it!

Currently Watching: New season of Lower Decks. I wish Mariner would adopt me to be her bestie 🥺

Currently Reading: Supposedly I’m reading RWRB, but I’m currently working on a big, all-consuming work thing and holding RWRB hostage as my reward.

Last Thing I Wrote: In June I wrote a Dramione one-shot (with beautiful art by @tinyq and podfic by @etl-echo-audiobooks) about a lab accident that’s going to destroy all magical life in Britain, and Hermione has to stop it except she’s lost her memories. There’s a lot of popsicle stick-esque dentist jokes that I’m proud to say I made up myself.

Currently Writing: The big, all-consuming work thing that necessitates me listening to such heat rocks as “Mother Nature Sings the Brown Noise” by Breez Bing.

Tagging (I don’t know if people are around on tumblr or not but I’m tagging you anyway, and anyone else who wants to play!): @zeebee3 @thatblondebitvh @rattlebag @ellieauthor @chaoticcrumpets @tinyq @katsitsiyo

#ask ebj

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Bite-Size Drarry - Under 10k (Part Four)

Pausing my RWRB reading (I have an ask about firstprince fics too and I’m working on it!) to answer this, which is the nudge I’ve needed. I’ve done this for Dramione before (under 5k), but I especially love tempting readers to Drarry. 

Short works are the unsung heroes of fandom. They don’t get enough love, which makes me so sad, because you definitely don’t always need 100k to deliver a stunning story. These are your bedtime stories, your palate cleansers, your individual serving sizes of serotonin. It’s okay to enjoy these even if you only read slow burn 100k+ fics, I promise. Live a little! 

This is a sampling of some amazing favorites, but I’m always reading new things and will add to it regularly. If you find something you love, I know the author would love to hear it, and so would I! Take a deep dive into their work to find other gems. 

Here's Parts One, Two, and Three if you missed them.

Bite-Size Drarry - Under 10k (Part Four) below:

Stay by @orange-peony. E, 7k. The day Draco Malfoy finds out that the Manor has finally found a new owner is a Tuesday. It takes him less than two minutes to realise that he’s screwed. He has nowhere to go. Things go from bad to worse when he finds out that he's been assigned a new probation officer. Harry bloody Potter.

Sorry i was never good (like you) by @tigerlilycorinne. T, 7k.  “What is your name?”

Michael Corner puts his cup of tea down. “You already know my name,” he says. He points to them each in turn: “Draco Malfoy. Michael Corner. We went to Hogwarts together.”

“You are the one Harry Potter took to bed last night, correct?”

Draco has a questionnaire he calls the Boyfriend Check for Harry’s boyfriends. Because he’s roommates and friends with Harry, and he needs to make sure they’re up to snuff. 

And also for other reasons.

A Love That Knows of Itself by @sleepstxtic. M, 7k. After an accidental bonding, Harry is forced to confront some longstanding feelings concerning a certain Unspeakable.

Epitaphs in Autographs series by @vukovich. E, 7.1k. (MCD) A series of works surrounding death, imperfect relationships, flawed coping, and humanity.

Knead, then let rise by @softlystarstruck. T, 7.2k. Malfoy stumbles back into Harry’s life via the laundry room. A story about baking bread and tripping over words and falling in love.

Interpersonal Relationships Year 7, Unit 3: How to Have Sex Like a Responsible Adult by InnerLilith. E, 7.3k. Harry came to Hogwarts to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts. He did not come to Hogwarts to obsess over Draco Malfoy. He definitely did not come to Hogwarts to channel that obsession into…supervising Draco’s sex education class?

Whatever, Harry saved the world. He could handle sex ed. Right?

Draco Malfoy and the Broken Room by @aprofessionalprotagonist. T, 7.3k. A drunk and morose Draco gets trapped in the Room of Hidden Things with Potter of all people. Now, he’s got to figure out how to make peace with the Golden Boy long enough to get out.

everything you should say by icarusinflight. E, 7.4k. They're not friends. But when Draco offers help, Harry takes it.

The Re-Fenestration of Potter by @cavendishbutterfly, @iota. E, 7.5k. Harry wants the Prophet reporters to stop following him and Draco wants Harry to stop climbing through his window at all hours of the night…even if he’s taken to leaving it open, just in case. Everything is bearable until they both get doused with Draco’s latest batch of Wolfsbane, and then suddenly nothing between the two of them is bearable at all.

of course i cum fast, i’ve got a snitch to catch by swoons. E, 7.5k. Strangest of all, Potter never lasts more than two minutes — and that’s if Draco’s being really, really generous with his time-keeping.

It should be off-putting, but Draco’s just intrigued. Perhaps that’s why he’s watched Potter wank in the showers so often.

The Exhale by spqr. T, 7.5k. Hermione makes a soft, concerned sound. "Harry, look at this." She shows him an article with a photo, but the photo's not moving; it must be a Muggle newspaper. "NASA have just landed a rover on Mars. It's called Curiosity, and look, this is so--I don't know if it's sweet or sad, but--it's all alone out there, and they programmed it to sing itself Happy Birthday." Nothing is wrong, but Harry starts crying.

Lovesick by @corvuscrowned. T, 7.6k. People keep spiking Auror Harry Potter with love potions. Healer Draco Malfoy keeps having to pick up the pieces.

But it's getting harder and harder for Draco to watch Harry fall in love with everyone except for him.

Dating Potters by @goldentruth813, @mzuul. M, 7.7k. Scorpius and Albus have been together for awhile now and decide it’s time to have a family dinner and come out to their fathers. What they’re not counting on is the fact that they’re not the only ones with secrets to share.

Play Dates by bixgirl1. E, 7.7k. Harry never thought seeing Malfoy as a dad would affect him this way.

What I Thought by @bafflinghaze. E, 7.8k. Draco thought they were in a relationship. Harry thought it was just sex. 

First Week of Eternity by InnerLilith. E, 7.8k. Moving in with the colleague you’d like to fuck is a bad idea for anyone. It’s worse when you’re a card-carrying member of the eternal dead. It’s exponentially worse when your already garlic-obsessed colleague-slash-crush-slash-roommate has recently discovered his distant Italian heritage.

In which Draco tries desperately to hide that he’s recently become a vampire, and Harry tries desperately to feed him.

The Trouble with Good Sense by RorouniHime. M, 7.8k. When you fill a hotel with flying quills, hands-on demonstrations, and too many Aurors, someone is bound to get cranky.

The Dinner by @brightowl-fics. E, 7.9k. Draco had been trying to beat the sunset, walking along the cobblestone road to the Chateau where he would be staying that night, when he saw the door. Le Billet Doux, said a painted red sign. Below it, réservations non requises: ‘no reservations required.’

in a rambling way by @fw00shy. T, 7.9k. Ron knocked Hermione up, and now Harry's got to figure out how to clone himself so that his friends don't split up fighting over him. Falling for Draco again was never part of the plan.

Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous by @lqtraintracks. E, 7.9k. Auror Harry has a crush on Unspeakable Draco, and Draco's dared to give him a lapdance when they're out for Friday night drinks.

Keep Me Here by @academicdisasterfic. E, 7.9k. Teddy/Harry/Draco. The one where Teddy is pining, Harry is in denial, and Draco is impatient.

Driving me crazy (but I'm into it) by @thecouchsofa. E, 8k. Draco’s fucked a lot of people. He’s fucked models, Quidditch players, members of the Wizengamot, even a Muggle actor, but none of them come quite as prettily as Harry Potter.

Leeward by @teacup-tai. M, 8.1k. There’s a polaroid kept in the back of Harry’s nightstand drawer. Just the one. It’s Muggle and slightly yellowish. There are many other photos in a box in the back of Harry’s cupboard under the stairs—the one he almost never opens. A hidden box of hidden memories. After four years since their break up, Harry and Draco meet again at Dean and Blaise’s wedding. Now, between the turquoise sea and the white sand dunes of Fuerteventura, they will need to face their feelings.

in between two tall mountains (there’s a place they call lonesome) by @oknowkiss. E, 8.2k. In the shadow of a mountain on the Oregon coast, there may or may not lie a shipwreck, on which there may or may not be a magical relic, lost hundreds of years ago. Harry's been tasked with finding it, and Draco is there to take notes, and they're stuck in a campervan pretending to be married, and it's all going to be just fine. That's what Draco's gotten rather good at telling himself, anyway.

Born Slippy by @dracoladon. E, 8.3k. Harry finds that it's less 'one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor' and more 'one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, decide Malfoy's quite fit, actually, and decent company after your friends traitorous abandonment, floor.' With Malfoy lying next to you.

(Un)Anticipated by @p1013. E, 8.3k. Though he won't ever admit it—not even years later, when Draco's giving Harry shit about it right before they go to sleep, the bedside light just dim enough to hide the worst of his blush—it takes Harry an embarrassingly long time to realise that something is wrong. It's not like he's trying to pull regularly. If he wants to get laid, he gets laid. He is, after all, Harry Potter.

But it's not until it's a Saturday morning, and he's languidly stroking himself off in the shower with long, slow pulls that he feels deep in the pit of his stomach, that Harry realises that he's been at this for quite some time, and while it feels amazing and his toes are curling and his balls are pulled up tight…

Nothing's happening.

Contretemps by @moonflower-rose. T, 8.4k. Draco Malfoy has been living like a model citizen. If only he could convince Potter.

Say Anything by megyal. M, 8.5k. Draco has a crush on Harry and tells him in French.

Flight Patterns by @mosrael. E, 8.6k. Up in the air, Draco can become anyone he wants to be, or cease to be anyone at all. When he puts on his flight attendant's uniform he's just one more smiling face in the crowd, a forgettable interlude in his passengers' day. Not a petrified boy, not a criminal, not a Wizard just trying to keep it together as best he can.

That is until a certain someone interrupts his flight patterns.

Stories in E Minor by @huldrejenta. E, 8.7k. Draco has found his place in the Muggle world. He's got his music, he's got his neighbours and he is content. Until a certain someone from the past enters his life again.

Look For Me In The Sun by @wolfpants. M, 8.7k. Harry and Draco are on the run in America after a mysterious string of werewolf-like attacks in the Muggle community causes the Ministry to impose new and harsh anti-werewolf legislation. Giant trees, crashing waves, seedy motel rooms, and the long and winding coastal road awaits them, but will they ever be able to go back home?

Bored by vorabiza. E, 8.8k. Harry and company are bored, so Harry is encouraged to tell the others a sexual fantasy that becomes a little more romantic than they are expecting.

Howl by @tackytigerfic. M, 8.9k. After an encounter with a vicious werewolf, Draco Malfoy wakes in a field hospital with a mangled shoulder, a furry little problem, and an inconvenient crush on Harry Potter. Potter, meanwhile, is still trying to save the world, only this time he wants Draco right there with him while he does it. Taking part in a rebellion against a corrupt regime isn't always glamorous, but at least sometimes there are organic farmshop pastries and fancy hotel bedsheets. Just don't ask about that smell of burning.

Along Came Potter by huldrejenta. T, 9k. Potter shows up at Draco’s flat. Then he shows up again, and again, and again.

Fuel to the Fire by @eevans22, @holygnocchi. E, 9.1k. Sure, Luna always means well. But suddenly Harry is temporarily living with the man he’s been pining over since they started Auror training, who compliments Harry’s cooking, gives him thoughtful thank you gifts, and looks indecently attractive stepping out of the shower. Something’s got to give. And Harry suspects it will be him.

Just a trial run by @tenthousandyearsx. E, 9.1k. In which Harry wants to get into sex work and Draco would prefer to keep him for himself.

Before the Cold Sets In by @crazybutgood, @vukovich. T, 9.1k. Sometimes, the person you should be planning your life with is already in it. Or, how Harry realised that true love is at the bottom of a tea cup.

sex in trees for beginners by @phdmama. E, 9.1k. The bottle lands on Malfoy and sends out its customary poof of smoke and sparks. Harry hasn’t quite figured out the pattern, it’s not like blue means truth and red means kissing. Malfoy’s poof is a deep pink-purple and there are definitely sparks happening as well. It’s really pretty, actually, and Harry sort of loses himself in watching the colors until suddenly he realizes everyone is quiet and staring at him.  “What?” he asks, glancing around. “What did I miss?”  Malfoy sighs. “The bottle gave us a dare.”

Phoenix by @kedavranox. E, 9.2k. Harry's got a fantasy.

Starting Again by @tamerofdarkstars. T, 9.2k. Harry felt the situation rapidly slipping from his grasp and suspected he’d never really had hold of it to begin with. “You want me to be friends with Draco Malfoy because you think that will stop him from being... sad.”

“Bingo, give the boy a prize.”

The Things They Never Say by bixgirl1. E, 9.3k. Harry and Draco don't know how to talk. So they do other things instead.

to be a bit of warmth for you by softlystarstruck. M, 9.3k. As some of the only eighth years to return to Hogwarts, Harry doesn't know how he and Draco will manage to be roommates for a whole year without resorting to violence. But Draco is too quiet, and too thin, and wears layers of sweaters that he tucks over his fingers. So they fall into an unspoken routine, one that soothes Harry as much as it helps Draco, one that's so much easier than Harry thought it would be.

Until it all falls apart, and Harry realizes he holds the world in his hands.

Wooing with Woodwork by @henrymercury. T, 9.3k. According to Ron, Harry needs to make a move on Draco in the next month or he's going to receive a howler he won't want Draco to overhear.

That Draco will overhear is fairly inevitable given they're cooped up in the same DMLE office all day, or off investigating together, and they go home to the same flat at night.

All I Have to Do by @fluxweeed. E, 9.5k. The Patented Daydream Charm (Adult Edition) allows you to enter a top-quality, highly realistic thirty-minute sexual fantasy. Solitude and privacy spells advised. or: Draco finally has some alone time; Harry just needs to nip in for a book.

Sinking to Swim by @pheaphilus. T, 9.5k. When Unspeakable Malfoy gets his latest assignment at the Department of Mysteries, he can't help but curse his own luck. What are the chances that he would have to seek out the elusive Harry Potter for help?

When Draco Malfoy comes to his door, asking for his input into an ongoing project at the Ministry, Harry is skeptical. When's the last time a Malfoy did anything to help anyone but themselves, anyway?

Let Me Roll It by @lagerloutfic. E, 9.5k. “I’m not going to kiss you here,” Harry said, applying a fraction of pressure so Draco’s lips parted.  “No?” Draco said, his breath hot on Harry’s knuckle.  “No.” --- The thing about Harry was, he hated most people. And there was no one he hated more than Draco’s boyfriend Justin - certified knob and all round wanker.  So when he finds out Justin is just as selfish inside the bedroom as he is outside it, Harry can’t help himself.

Sex on Legs in Six-Inch Heels by @tessacrowley. E, 9.6k. Draco Malfoy is a brilliant freelance cursebreaker and the only one who can help the Department of Magical Law Enforcement with a very dangerous case, but more importantly, he's wearing six-inch heels, and Harry cannot handle it, he really just can't.

what if, but if, we could kiss (and just cut the rubbish) by @swisstae. E, 9.6k. “Christ, Draco, get your mouth back on me, I need you, oh God, Jesus fucking Christ,” and Draco can’t help how he shivers, the words dripping down his spine like molasses, sticky sweet blasphemous prayers in the heat of the moment. It’s enough to bring him closer to the edge, and when Harry spills down his throat, hot and bitter and musky, Draco comes with a muffled cry, his cock spurting weakly as he spills all over the floor. (Later, Harry will tease him, will whisper Christ, Malfoy, look at you, so hot for me, Jesus and Draco will come undone a second time, shaking in the safe bracket of Harry’s arms around him.) OR: Draco and Harry are not-quite-friends, but then they are. it is A Time. Ron just wishes he had bleach.

The Little Marauders Nursery and Day Care by @digthewriter. E, 9.8k. Harry Potter is the proud owner of a daycare, and his favorite student is Scorpius Malfoy. Scorpius’s dad might be okay, too.

Gryffindors Never Kiss and Tell by @drarrytrash. E, 9.9k. The gang realizes that everyone has kissed Harry except Draco. Draco proceeds to do a terrible job of pretending he doesn’t want to kiss him too. 

That's all for now 💚 Give the authors some love! I also adore hearing if you found a new favorite fic or author.

I’ll be regularly adding to this, so if you’re seeing this as a reblog, feel free to check my Master List of Recommendations for the most current list. If you see yourself and you’re not tagged, or I've got a broken or misdirected link, please let me know!