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Furby, that creepy 1990's doll, has a tumblr page.
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Peter: Make no mistake, not only am I party rocking, I am also in the house tonight
Shuri: But are you shuffling?
Peter: Everyday
Tony and T’challa: What language are you speaking!?
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[Bucky, Sam and Zemo kill Walker]
Zemo: Wow, murder was not on my agenda
Sam: Murder wasn’t on anyone’s agenda
Bucky: It was on mine
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Y/N: Pots and pans aren’t supposed to melt right?
Natasha: No
Y/N: Okay so this happened
Y/N, holding up a melted pan: Weird, right?
Natasha: It’s impossible, congrats!
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Tony: You know what they say, a little childhood trauma builds character
Steve: Who has ever said that?
Tony: Me
Tony: Just now
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If I were a marvel villain, I would be Baron Zemo.
Because I too am obsessed with Bucky Barnes
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Falcon and the winter soldier spoilers
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Falcon and the winter soldier
Avengers Age of Ultron
#fatws#fatws spoilers#Bucky barnes#avengers aou#Steve rogers#not sure if this is an actual comparison#it just reminded me of it
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Bucky, seeing Steve for the first time: You look like someone who will create a lot of problems for me.
Steve:
Bucky: I kinda like that
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Natasha: Did either of you even take a moment to think about how bad that idea was?
Sam: Yes, of course we did.
Bucky: We just decided to ignore it.
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Peter: Let me tell you, jail is no fun
MJ: You’ve been to jail?
Peter: Once. In monopoly.
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Bucky: Relax, kid. Go get a beer
Peter: But I’m not old enough to drink
Bucky: Who said it was for you?
#personal headcanon that Peter and Bucky would be besties#one sided of course#marvel#mcu#mcu incorrect quotes#marvel incorrect quotes#avengers incorrect quotes#incorrect avengers#incorrect avengers quotes#bucky barnes#bucky barnes incorrect quotes#Peter Parker#peter parker incorrect quotes
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Bucky: Astrology is fun because i can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Pisces and not symptoms of mental illness.
Sam: Being a Pisces is a mental illness. That’s not hate, that’s just a fact
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I cant believe marvel successfully made me like Zemo
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Bucky: All right, Sam, we tried things your way.
Sam: No we didn’t.
Bucky: I tried it in my head, and it didn’t work. So as I was saying, my plan—
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Sam: How do I deal with my enemies?
Bucky: Kill them.
Sam: That sounds a little extreme. I was hoping for something a little more passive?
Natasha: Dismember them.
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Bucky: *Hugs Steve from behind*
Bucky: *Softly tucks Steve’s hair behind his ear*
Bucky, whispering: Eat all the plums again and we’re fucking done.
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Bucky: Whenever I’m around Sam my pulse increases, my breath shortens and my temperature skyrockets
Bucky: I think I’m allergic to him
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Steve: I have an idea! But it’s kinda crazy
Tony: I love crazy ideas. Crazy ideas made me rich.
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Rewatching the first two episodes of fatws and like
[violently inhales]
Gae
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A movie where an elderly war criminal beats up an orphan to save the man who killed the orphans parents.
A.K.A: Captain America civil war
#I say this and am still team cap#but that’s because of Bucky and Wanda#yoke else can suck it#marvel#mcu#captain america#cacw#iron man#Bucky barnes
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