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You know, the fact that Mr. Puzzles has included footage from Western Spaghetti and WOTFI 2023, but very conspicuously not It's Gotta Be Perfect, in his trailer and countdown, is very odd to me.

It can't be that it wasn't interesting or cinematic enough to count because it totally was, and lord knows he wouldn't be willing to leave behind any footage that could potentially increase his fame and ratings...unless he didn't have any. Because he didn't exist yet.

Think about it; other than the shape of Mr. Puzzle's head (and by consequence the Puzzlevision logo) there hasn't been any reference to the original TV Adware helpbot that started the whole thing by advertising that demon keyboard. There's the fact that Mr. Puzzles seems oddly fixated on and connected to SMG4. A lot of Mr. Puzzles' personality (namely pretty much everything hiding under his showman facade) feels like an exaggeration of 4's worst traits (just watch stuff like Stupid Mario Kart, the Mario Hustle, Super Mario Stupid Show, any of the non-plot-important-WOTFIs, and of course the entire buildup to IGBP and try to tell me that 4 at his worst wouldn't try to pull the same kind of shit the Crew's (and especially Mario's) been dealing with in Puzzlevision. Well, probably with threats or bribes instead of mind control at least, but still).

And, most damningly, the Puzzlevision movie is specifically being advertised as the perfect video. You know, just like the one in that flash drive that fell in the demon flesh pit at the end of IGBP. The one that started this whole mess. The one that hasn't been seen or referenced since, even when they had to descend into the pit.

My theory is that Mr. Puzzles is that video, loaded with every dark thought SMG4 had while making it and brought to life by the Creep's demonic influence in much the same way as Peach's mutation. That's why he's so fixated on the Crew, 4 especially. That's why he hates Mario so much. That's where his rabid perfectionism comes from.

Anyway, can't wait for Saturday when this theory inevitably dies in a fire!

#even though thsi wasn’t intended it seems it’s still a really good interpretation #and i subscribe to it #cuz puzz really does feel like #a 4 that doesn’t care about his friends #like a lot of the time the things that stop 4 from going off the rails with his need to Create is the impact it has on his friends #and puzz doesn’t Have Any. #so…

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mutuals i am on the top bunk peering over the side to look down at u & i’m goin Psst hey r u still awake

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kristoph would definitely be the "sorry for the mess" type of person when there is literally no mess at all and it looks like a google image search of "bedroom" or "lawyers office" . he'll be like "apollo please don't mind the mess, klavier was here earlier and he likes to run wild like a hog" and apollo looks around and there's just like, a single sock and a soda can near the office couch. apollo wonders how klavier only lost a single sock

but kristoph would do it specifically to phoenix consistently , just to subtly rub in every chance he gets like : see this, you depressed slob? this is normal. this is what a clean space looks like. not like your depressed office mess.

then phoenix just ,, internalizes that he'll never have space like that, and he always goes back to his own office and feels like shit abt himself. probably cleans a bit. gets tired. gives up. but then he visits edgeworth again and edgeworth's space is a little bit messy because he's always running around and panicking abt stuff when he's not keeping up appearances. and phoenix suddenly realizes, he's not the one that's insane. like, yes, his space is messy. but he realizes that spaces can be clean and still look lived in by a person.

kristoph's brand of cleanliness is unsettling . like, no sign of a human living anywhere in his home. Klavier's room is quarantined and the door is always shut when Phoenix is over.

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I wonder why

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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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two idols hanging out together

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call me emily dickinson the way my dick is in your son who goes by emily now

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this is going viral on the tweeter currently so. for you also. miku is not ai!!

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Cat girl

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Hey, don't cry. 0 Ronald Reagan, okay?

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harry trying to stay sober after martinaise

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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MOB PSYCHO 100 FRICKIN AWESOME!!!!!!

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BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

[ propaganda masterpost]

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Hey yall bc I've been keeping an eye on this the Itch.Io bundle for the PCRF is now live

they had an issue last week with itch.io so they had to postpone opening for a few days but for those who wanted to d/ona/te it's here!