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someone give me a job that pays one 10000000000000 dollars an hojr i prommy ill do good at it

#not applying for it. you have to give it to me out of good will and faith

[eightdoctor]

Touch your computer screen. Lol

#post that will inevitably end up in my common vernacular i’m afraid

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I remember I'm with my father, lying on the grass, on a warm Gallifreyan night.

#how did people watch this and think we don’t need 10 more seasons of him. whagever #doctor who #eighth doctor

[eightdoctor]

[eightdoctor]

Just fixing stuff.

ID: a realistic digital painting of the Twelfth Doctor sticking his head and arms through a round hole into a mass of glowing yellow wires. He holds a tangle of wires in one hand and aims his sonic at them with the other hand. He looks off to one side with a slight smile on his face. end ID

#this is incredible #doctor who #twelfth doctor

[eightdoctor]

the science bitch urge to correct all common misinformation when it appears vs the knowledge that people hate that bitch actually

#😔

[eightdoctor]

I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

[eightdoctor]

#frank???

[eightdoctor]

honestly before they decided to put daleks in every third big finish audio they should’ve considered the fact that No One Likes To Listen To Thaem

#plase. please stop. #it’s like a cheese grater on the brain it’s like my cerebrum is being sanded away listening to them #maybe you could try giving them nice and pleasant voices to listen to if you insist on having them in everything :-) #consequently this is also why i don’t like the time war very much. terrible aural experience #as well as the everything else about it #doctor who

[eightdoctor]

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

#MY DINNARRR 🔥💯🤯😎😍

[eightdoctor]

new organs coming out soon

medium intestine

gallkidneys

inferior vena cava

table of contents

semi-colon

die-r (opposite of liver)

pancreas 2 

#how could i have forgotten just a dog shit vena cava

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White woman activated

#lynchpin post #load bearing post #keystone species post

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#jesus christ if something is alive on this earth it is ‘useful’ #and even if it didn’t fulfill a niche or a role in the food chain just by virtue of being alive it deserves a life like any organism #i can’t even begin to comprehend how people think like this #you want to get rid of an entire clade of fascinating and diverse arachnids bc some of them happen to carry other parasites? #like do you want to kill all foxes/raccoons/bats because some of them might have rabies? fuck off #ohhhh my gofdddd oh my goddddd just shut uppppp #it’s just because vertebrates tend to be more charismatic than invertebrates get over yourself. oh we should kill every tick because #they make you uncomfortable? should we blow up the sun when it’s too hot on some days too? #also mosquitoes do more than just feed bats. they feed pretty much EVERYTHING. they are present in ecosystems at such a high biomass #any insectivorous creature eats them. they’re like nature’s chips #THEY ALSO POLLINATE THEYRE HUGE POLLINATORS #ok anyway. rant over im just TIRED of this sentiment it sickens me. #and also any time someone says they hate all mosquitoes and ticks and think they should die i like them even more. you are only increasing #my power

[eightdoctor]

i heard theyre refilling the wet food bowl. not a bad place to get a bite to eat

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May I please have... one... grotesque... bug...?

#her name is hallucigenia. dont be rude #and she’s not a bug. she’s a worm #so. #anyway someone get me this so i can put her with my opabinia and anomalocaris

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i have 100 thousand florets in my brocclli account

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SO FUCKING SAD we’ll never see fitz and the doctor on screen. like we’ll never see one staring longingly at the other like they want to devour them. Sad!

#never see fitz looking at the doctor like he’s hanging on his every word with the need of someone clinging to the edge of a cliff #or the doctor peering at fitz like a drowning man scrabbles at a lifeline bc fitz is his one link to his past and #he can’t bring himself to let go #even just the mirthful glances as fitz tells a bad joke or overexagerated story #like the pitfalls of reading from a characters pov as most of the edas are is we don’t get that outside perspective Unless it’s from a #side character observing them #(and those parts are so excellent but i’d like more please) #alas i’m left to imagine these scenes by my self . #and yearn for what could’ve been #doctor who #eighth doctor #fitz kreiner