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Remember when you had energy to do things? Those were some wild times

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“what’s wrong with you?” bitch what isn’t

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*wakes up* *wants to sleep*

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good morning everyone lets just go back to sleep

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me: (listens to ‘take on me’)

me, who was not alive in the 80s: god this really brings me back

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no I will not make the first move I will not move at all carry me

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*has my feelings surgically removed*

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appreciation post for everyone whos ever talked to me bc im annoying and dumb

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rule#1: never tell people what ur doing until it’s done

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I wanna take 200mg xanax and jump off a cliff.

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Somebody wanna join my band? It’s called Dissociating In The Supermarket

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Parents: why you wanna move so bad

Me: independence

Me in head: gettin a lizard

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You: J. R. R. Tolkien

Me, an intellectual: Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien

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You: 4/20 Me, an intellectual: 1/5

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