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lately, I've been in love with teija lehtos artwork

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The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle

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Me: *takes ur lil mannerisms n vocab quirks bc we r friends n i am a sponge*

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whew ok, time to work! ..okay. okay. let’s get started. …,,okeyy ah lets do this. yep…. okay. yes sir lets do this. let’s get started….just gonna start now yep. ,,okay. okay. okayy. ok. …ok..okey…..alright ok.. right hhh

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i like experiences ^_^ unless i don’t like them. then i don’t like them -_- but other than that i like experiences <3

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the feminine urge to stab <3

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sexy bitches use <3 as punctuation<3

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girls in 2021 are like my mom sold me to the vaccination center

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katy0820 on ig

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give mental tips to overcome depression 🤪😭

stop thinking about graveyards. i mean, bones? and souls? these are gross things that are so highly sad. stop it.

stop thinking about castles of despair. yes, boo hoo, there are many such castles. but you do not live in them, child!

stop thinking about serial killers. yes, they kill. but why dwell on badness?

Stop thinking about your favourite black cloak. do you you have any regular clothes or just nightmare clothes?

stop thinking about blood music. sweet lord you have bad taste that only encourageous sadness.

stop thinking about destroyed days. days can be good, if only you let them.

stop thinking about crushed snails because honestly maybe they prefer being crushed? since they have no purpose? because they are basically snot?

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bro I can't figure out my life 😂😭 (ps: ily)

things you can do instead of figuring out your life:

balance grapes on your eyes and pretend the grapes are your eyes (they are not).

enter a room and say “room i am in you”.

start a band. write a song. tra la la. quit.

smoosh a donut with the larger donut. observe changes in the structure of each.

build a treehouse. live in it. fall out of it. burn it.

call in to a radio morning show. be a silly goose. be witty. confess to a murder you did not commit.

become an actor. get greasy and depressed. throw a frisbee into the ocean.

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i could be having a perfectly normal day then my baby my baby you’re my baby say it to me my baby my baby tell your baby that im your baby

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how to politely decline an invitation??

“would you like to go to the party tonight?” no thank you i would rather be crushed by a hickory tree.

“would you like to sleep in my bed tonight?” no thank you i would rather have an open flesh wound that flaps in the wind and seems to have a personality.

“would you like to go to the movies tomorrow?” no thank you i would rather hike to a waterfall and slip and fall into the waterfall and yell SAVE ME JESUS as i fill up with water.

“would you like to go get coffee sometimes?” no thank you i would rather be a small bird that lives in my best friend's underwear drawer.

“would you like to go to a concert next week?” no thank you i would rather be mysteriously transformed into a 14th century peasant named baldwin martinez.

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I love being a bitch but i also love being nice

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date me its for a school project 

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disability advocacy went wrong when it became about inspiration porn and “differently abled” and savants. its incredible that that guy with no legs did a triathlon but your sister with no legs will not and she doesnt need prosthetics or five hour training days to deserve respect and compassion and accommodations. its incredible that that autistic guy can look at a city from a helicopter for an hour and then draw the entire detailed skyline from memory when he lands but your autistic friend cannot and they dont need to have a special Autism Power to deserve respect and compassion and accommodations. 

activism framed around “we are just as CAPABLE” means that when people genuinely are less capable they are left behind. activism framed around “we are just as WORTHY” is fundamental to radical compassion.