a.k.a. that winter holiday trope fic i’ve been talking about for 800 years is now up on A03!
Lena Luthor is going to die.
She’s going to die very soon and she’s going to do it right here on the road to god-knows-where, Colorado, her hands still clutching the wheel of this foul-smelling rental car, buried under five feet of snow for the remainder of the season until some fortunate family of possums digs her up in spring, probably. (Do they have possums in the mountains?)
But before she dies, she’s going to kill Sam Arias.
In which Lena Luthor hates the winter holidays, until her best friend lures her to her cabin in the mountains where she's promptly held hostage by a very well-timed snowstorm and the irresistible charm of unexpected guest Kara Danvers. (But Lena will literally kill a man before admitting to that last part.)
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the awesome @mrsluthordanvers commissioned me to do a couple of pieces for her amazing catco cover project — this is the first! i’m having an absolute blast with these, thanks again for inviting me to help bring this brilliant idea to life! 💛
here’s a tiny taste of one of the pieces i contributed to the @broadsandbroadswords zine ⚔️ follow them to see their amazing artist lineup & to make sure you don’t miss your chance to get your hands on a (digital or print) copy of your own — preorders will go live on september 26!
Since canon is clearly a joke, when you’re watching tonight’s episode DO take a moment to pretend that Lena is there at game night in a far-too-formal-slash-entirely-too-revealing dress absolutely enticing Kara to play a round of old fashioned spin the bottle — just the two of them, of course.