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eldritch-hall-asylum 21 hours ago
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Do you think anyone would have Raynaud鈥檚 (syndrome/phenomenon/disease)? I鈥檓 pretty sure it can come up with CIPA, but I do know it can be co-morbid with Ehlers Danlos, CRPS, smoking, use of some medicines, blood disorders, etc. it鈥檚 worth looking into it鈥檚 quite interesting!
Maybe Toby, but mildly.
Like, they'll turn pale, but not extremely so.
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eldritch-hall-asylum 22 hours ago
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you haven鈥檛 been answering any asks lately :( are you okay?
Mira: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!
Brian: Probably because I鈥檓 a dangerous sociopath with a long line of violence.
Mira: Oh...
Person B(?), from across the room: *from across the room* I don鈥檛 understand how you keep forgetting that.
Ajuaissi yes Llamas with Hats quotes! Mahajsjsjs.
Also, I'm okay. Just been busy watching the dogs and stuff.
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eldritch-hall-asylum a day ago
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Uwu
And Charles too
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Thankyew.
So I was just using artbreeder, and decided to make the girl. The lady, the mama we all need...
Mira Baudelaire!
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She looks pretty! I love her. My girl is just... she makes me smile.
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eldritch-hall-asylum a day ago
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So I was just using artbreeder, and decided to make the girl. The lady, the mama we all need...
Mira Baudelaire!
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She looks pretty! I love her. My girl is just... she makes me smile.
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eldritch-hall-asylum a day ago
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[Toby pokes his head in the bathroom window with a cheese board in his hand]
Toby: Hey. Cheese?聽
[Natalie takes a piece]
Natalie: Thanks.
Toby:聽If you don't mind me asking... What is this all about? I mean, you are one of the most strong, independent, non-locking-themselves-in-a-bathroom-on-Thanksgiving people I know. Why... Why are you so upset about us moving?
Natalie:聽Maybe I just need you guys more than you think.
Toby:聽Is this about more than us moving?
Natalie:聽This is good cheese.
Toby: Nat?
Natalie:聽Yeah?
Toby:聽Do you think I should've become a Ghostbuster?
Natalie:聽I think you made the right call, buddy.
[Leo enters the bathroom through the window]
Leo:聽Hi.
Natalie:聽Hey.
Leo:聽Are we still friends?
Natalie:聽Hope so.
Leo:聽Good. 'Cause get this. Doby almost adopted a baby. Crazy, right? Poor guy's going through some stuff. He actually tried to rope me into it. Can you imagine me being someone's dad?
Natalie:聽I'm pregnant.
[flashback to Leo and Natalie in the bathroom at Toby and Nico's house:]
Leo: W... What happened? Did I pass out?聽
Natalie: Not exactly.
[a few seconds earlier:]
Natalie: I'm pregnant.
Leo: Are you sure you're not just putting on weight?
[Natalie punches Leo; later:]
Leo: Oh, yeah. So, um, you're pregnant.
Natalie: Yeah.
Leo: Huh. Looks like nobody told your boobs.
[Natalie punches Leo again; later:]
Leo: What happened? Did I pass out?
Natalie: Oh, my...
Leo: Please stop hitting me!
[There's a pause]
Leo:聽Are you sure you're...
Natalie:聽Well, no, not positive. I'm a week late. But I'm never late; it's a point of pride with me. I'm going to go see the doctor on Monday to find out for sure. Until then, not a word of this to anyone.
Leo:聽Not even Cody? I mean, it's probably his. I've spent years training my boys to swim the other way.
Natalie: Cody and I haven't had sex yet. If I'm pregnant, you're the dad.
Leo:聽That's... wonderful!
Natalie:聽Huh?
Leo:聽I'm gonna be a daddy!
[Natalie passes out]
Natalie:聽Leo, why are you so happy about this?
Leo:聽Because this is perfect. I want to be a dad.
Natalie:聽This is not good news. I'm starting to date someone.
Leo:聽Yeah, but if Cody weren't around...
Natalie:聽It doesn't matter! I am not ready for kids. I'm not stable enough for kids right now, and never, in a million years, will I ever think of myself as worthy of having kids. Leo, I can't have a baby.
[Leo and Natalie are at a bar]
Leo:聽Okay, one scotch for me, one iced tea on the rocks in a scotch glass for Mommy.
Natalie:聽Stop it.
Leo:聽Sorry, sorry. Keeping it secret. Oop, I think I gave you the wrong one.聽
[Leo goes to take the glass off of her, but he can't]
Leo: Here, let me just... Give it to me. Drop... let go. Take it away from you.
Toby:聽Well, we should go. We have to get to We B Babies so that we can register for our shower.
Nico:聽No can do. Um, I have a big project that I'm working on. This is the Gunderson's house in East Meadow. Last year, they had the most visited Christmas display in the tri-state area. But not this year. You know why? Because the Ol' Ghost King has come to town, and he brought his two friends: Mannheim... Steamroller. Game on.
Natalie:聽[retches]
Jane:聽Are you okay?
Natalie:聽Yeah. Uh, it's just, um... I hate Mannheim Steamroller. Isn't there anyone else you can use?
Nico:聽Come on! Who am I gonna use if not the Steamroller?!
Natalie:聽I don't know. AC/DC?
Nico:聽AC/DC? Nat, do you have any idea why they call them Mannheim Steamroller? Because they rock... so hard, so festively, that steam comes out of your brain. As it melts.
[Toby, Jane, Natalie and Leo are at We B Babies. Toby is looking around]
Toby:聽Okay, first on the registry... nipple butter?
Natalie:聽Uh-oh.
[Toby picks up the tub, and looks at it confused]
Jane:聽As people breast-feed, their nipples stretch out, like, four inches and get all dry and cracked. The nipple butter stops the bleeding.聽
[She looks at Toby]
Jane: I don't think that you and Nico will need this...
Natalie:聽[to Leo] My four-inch nipples are going to crack and bleed?!
Leo:聽Yes, but while the baby is gnawing on your bleeding nips, look what she'll be wearing.
[He holds up a baby dress]
Nurse Ann:聽Well, Mrs. Ouellette, I'm sure that you and your husband...
Natalie:聽Uh, he's not my husband.
Nurse Ann:聽Oh, I'm so sorry. Your boyfriend then.
Natalie:聽He's not my boyfriend.
Nurse Ann:聽Oh, bozhe. All right, well, I will just cut to the chase. All right, we're ready? Good. You are not pregnant.
[Natalie gets up excitedly and hugs Leo. Leo returns the embrace, but as soon as she can't see his face, it falls into a mildly upset one. Then, he forces himself to smile as she pulls away]
Leo:聽Look at all these babies. Isn't it crazy how, now that we're not having one, babies are cute again? Look at that one.
Natalie:聽I'm good.
Leo:聽No, I'm serious. Look, look.
Natalie:聽Damn it. That thing's cute as crap. [whispering] Screw you, baby.
Nurse Ann: Natalie, we ran some tests last week,聽 just to be on the safe side. This is going to be difficult for you to hear鈥
[Nurse Ann explains something to Natalie with a lot of incredibly long medical terms]
Natalie: ...and the gist of it is鈥 I'm actually pregnant?聽
[Ann nods]
Natalie:聽Uh, great. Uh, well, I mean, um, not-not great. I mean, I've not been sure that I didn't want kids, but if it has to happen to someone...
Nurse Ann: Natalie, is there anyone you can talk to about this? Perhaps a close friend?
[Natalie imagines her friends finding out this fact]
Liu:聽You need comfort food. Fried chicken, mac and cheese, mashed potatoes. Open your present, I'll work on these shoulders. Okay, just breathe, relax, eat your chicken. Come on, eat, breathe, open it, breathe, open it, eat. Nat, why are you so tense?!
Toby:聽[sobbing] And here I've been going on and on about Nico and I having kids. Oh, I am such a bad friend!
Natalie:聽It's okay.
Toby:聽You have to punch me in the face!
Jane:聽Have you thought about adoption?
Natalie:聽Um, well鈥
Jane:聽Do any chronic or life-threatening illnesses or disabilities run in your family?
Natalie:聽Uh...
Jane:聽What was the date, duration and consistency of your last period?
Leo:聽A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. No, a barbershop. No, a post office. No, it's two priests. No, it's two ducks. No, a priest holding a duck. And he's Polish. The priest, not the duck. Actually, the duck could be Polish, too. Doesn't matter. Yes it does. The duck's not Polish.
[There is a pause]
Leo: Pratfall!
[He falls]
Leo: Ow鈥
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eldritch-hall-asylum a day ago
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istg i don鈥檛 think about any other characters on this blog aside from My Faves鈩笍 馃様馃
Olly, sick: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.
Ahaueueue Olly would definitely be like this. A little drama queen like her uncle.
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eldritch-hall-asylum 2 days ago
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Ciero: everyone's always like "Ciero, how'd you bag a baddie? How'd you bag that baddie, bro?" I didn鈥檛 bag shit. Patrick picked me up from my neck and threw me over his shoulder. And I've been on it ever since. And I have got no plans of getting off anytime soon.
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eldritch-hall-asylum 3 days ago
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[Leo is down on one knee, with a ring box in his hand]
Leo:聽Will you marry me?
Harley:聽Yes, perfect! And then you're engaged, you pop the champagne! You drink a toast! You have sex on the kitchen floor... Don't have sex on my kitchen floor.
Leo:聽Got it. Thanks for helping me plan this out, Harley.
Harley:聽Dude, are you kidding? It's you and Nat! I've been there for all the big moments of you and Nat. The night you met. Your first date... other first things.
[Leo blushes and looks away nervously]
Leo: Yeah, sorry. We thought you were asleep.
Harley:聽It's physics Leo, if the floor makes a sound, the ceiling makes a sound too.
Natalie:聽Wow, you're cooking?
Leo:聽Yes, I am.
Natalie:聽Aww.聽
[She kisses Leo]聽
Natalie: Are you sure that's a good idea after last time? You looked really creepy without eyebrows.
Leo:聽I can handle this. I think you'll find I'm full of surprises tonight.
Natalie:聽So there's more surprises? Like what?
[Leo waves his hands in the air wildly]
Leo:聽Boogity boo! And that's all of them! I'm gonna go... cook.
[Leo jumps down and goes to the fridge]
Leo: Oh, hey, look what I鈥檝e got.
[Leo hands Natalie a cold bottle of champagne.]
Natalie: Aw, Honey. Champagne!
[Natalie hands the champagne back to Leo. Leo hands it back to Natalie]
Leo: Yeah.
Natalie: No, you are too old to be scared to open a bottle of champagne.
Leo: I鈥檓 not scared.
Natalie: Then open it.
Leo: Fine.
[He takes the bottle, looks at it, then hands it back to Natalie]
Leo: Please open it.
Natalie: Gosh, you are unbelievable, Leo. No, you open it鈥
[Leo gets down on one knee]
Leo: Will you marry me?
Natalie: Of course, you idiot!
[Natalie goes to hug Leo, tackles him, and they both end up on the floor.]
[Leo and Natalie sit up from the kitchen floor, it is obvious that they have just had sex.]
Leo: I promised Harley we wouldn鈥檛 do that.
Natalie: Did you know there鈥檚 a Pop-Tart under the fridge?
Leo: No, but dibs. Where鈥檚 that champagne? I want to drink a toast with my fianc茅e.
Natalie: Aw.
[Natalie claps, they kiss, and she stands up. Leo begins to open the bottle of champagne]
Leo: I don鈥檛 know why I was so scared of this. It鈥檚 pretty easy, right?
[Leo pops open the bottle of champagne, Natalie screams as she is hit with the champagne cork.]
Natalie: Ah!
[Leo covers mouth in horror]
Leo: Oh!
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eldritch-hall-asylum 3 days ago
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Just wondering, would Ciero ever take on a second job, maybe as a teacher? I think he鈥檇 be a very good teacher
Maybe, like she might decide to take "early retirement" from social work and become a teacher instead. She has the required qualifications to be an elementary teacher in their state.
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eldritch-hall-asylum 3 days ago
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[Leo is down on one knee, with a ring box in his hand]
Leo:聽Will you marry me?
Harley:聽Yes, perfect! And then you're engaged, you pop the champagne! You drink a toast! You have sex on the kitchen floor... Don't have sex on my kitchen floor.
Leo:聽Got it. Thanks for helping me plan this out, Harley.
Harley:聽Dude, are you kidding? It's you and Nat! I've been there for all the big moments of you and Nat. The night you met. Your first date... other first things.
[Leo blushes and looks away nervously]
Leo: Yeah, sorry. We thought you were asleep.
Harley:聽It's physics Leo, if the floor makes a sound, the ceiling makes a sound too.
Natalie:聽Wow, you're cooking?
Leo:聽Yes, I am.
Natalie:聽Aww.聽
[She kisses Leo]聽
Natalie: Are you sure that's a good idea after last time? You looked really creepy without eyebrows.
Leo:聽I can handle this. I think you'll find I'm full of surprises tonight.
Natalie:聽So there's more surprises? Like what?
[Leo waves his hands in the air wildly]
Leo:聽Boogity boo! And that's all of them! I'm gonna go... cook.
[Leo jumps down and goes to the fridge]
Leo: Oh, hey, look what I鈥檝e got.
[Leo hands Natalie a cold bottle of champagne.]
Natalie: Aw, Honey. Champagne!
[Natalie hands the champagne back to Leo. Leo hands it back to Natalie]
Leo: Yeah.
Natalie: No, you are too old to be scared to open a bottle of champagne.
Leo: I鈥檓 not scared.
Natalie: Then open it.
Leo: Fine.
[He takes the bottle, looks at it, then hands it back to Natalie]
Leo: Please open it.
Natalie: Gosh, you are unbelievable, Leo. No, you open it鈥
[Leo gets down on one knee]
Leo: Will you marry me?
Natalie: Of course, you idiot!
[Natalie goes to hug Leo, tackles him, and they both end up on the floor.]
[Leo and Natalie sit up from the kitchen floor, it is obvious that they have just had sex.]
Leo: I promised Harley we wouldn鈥檛 do that.
Natalie: Did you know there鈥檚 a Pop-Tart under the fridge?
Leo: No, but dibs. Where鈥檚 that champagne? I want to drink a toast with my fianc茅e.
Natalie: Aw.
[Natalie claps, they kiss, and she stands up. Leo begins to open the bottle of champagne]
Leo: I don鈥檛 know why I was so scared of this. It鈥檚 pretty easy, right?
[Leo pops open the bottle of champagne, Natalie screams as she is hit with the champagne cork.]
Natalie: Ah!
[Leo covers mouth in horror]
Leo: Oh!
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eldritch-hall-asylum 3 days ago
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i鈥檝e been thinking about this man a lot. dunno why though, maybe it鈥檚 the gender envy
Jack K: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a 鈥淚 can sleep all day and hurt people with no consequences鈥 kinda way.
(Understandable).
Sjwjejeej yes. He would.
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eldritch-hall-asylum 3 days ago
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i got my second covid jab yesterday so i鈥檓 not feeling too great :( but anyway our favourite gals! :D
Natalie @ Olly (or vice versa): Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?
Ahsjsisisi yes. Yes. Yes. This is so them.
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eldritch-hall-asylum 4 days ago
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Just wondering, what is Favio like if he doesn鈥檛 take his ADHD meds?
Normally? Very forgetful and he finds it hard to keep track of time.
He also spaces out a lot, and can't sit still for more than a couple minutes.
Either that or he obsesses over a single detail that isn't really important to his work.
When he was young, he also used to get frustrated really easily because he couldn't sit still long enough to do his work, so Elspeth and him devised a bunch of different ways to help. One of which involved him holding one of those pincushions and fidgeting with it.
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eldritch-hall-asylum 5 days ago
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Hey, Ciero. Have you heard Kit (Favio鈥檚 kid) is going to NYC with his AcaDeca team to go against some STEM school? Maybe you and Patrick could go up there again?
Ciero looked over to Patrick.
"What do you think, love?" She asked. "Fancy a trip to the big apple?"
"We gotta see if Screwball and rattail have room for us first, but if they can then sure." Patrick nodded and began to make plans.
"We haven't been since Screwy got married, it was a lovely wedding, wasn't it?" Ciero looked back.
Patrick smiled. "Yeah. We might just get the gang back together."
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eldritch-hall-asylum 6 days ago
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Ciero has a cane, right? Does she customise her cane(s?)? I bet she鈥檇 have tons of cute stickers!
Ciero actually has two! One is very pretty and pastel and has a bunch of stickers.
The other has flames on it! Makes her go fast (think Dr. House's cane).
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eldritch-hall-asylum 6 days ago
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you can鈥檛 tell me this is wrong, it鈥檚 completely canon
Patrick: Are you a painting?
Ciero: What-?
Patrick: Because I want to pin you to a wall.
Octavian: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-
Sjsjejdjdhdd yes. This is so them.
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eldritch-hall-asylum 6 days ago
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Tomorrow is my birthday! I'll be 19!
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