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impostor syndrome is a common problem in academia. For example my colleagues keep putting me in the airlock and ejecting me into space
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If people were too mean to you when you were growing up, a newborn animal will materialize inside your brain and it’s so so scared and shivering and it will stay there for years. Decades, even. And whenever you say something kind of weird but true to your heart the animal will tell you “Noo! You can’t say that! If you say that, everyone will hate you!”. The animal means well. It’s so so small and everything is so scary for them and it’s just trying to protect you. But listen to me. Listen to me. Whenever this happens, you can’t do what the animal says. You can’t. If you do, you’ll become as scared as the animal. You have to keep saying weird shit. You have to keep doing things the animal wouldn’t approve of. If you do enough things that scare the animal, maybe one day it’ll go to sleep.
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eldritchsquared · 8 hours
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On This Day In History
April 23rd, 2005: The first YouTube video is published.
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eldritchsquared · 8 hours
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beastie boys music is funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line
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eldritchsquared · 8 hours
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If you dare come at me about banning straws, I will throw you into the sun cannon. I’m disabled, I’m crippled, I need disposable plastic straws, and all those pricey ridiculous alternatives aren’t working as well. Plastic straws were invented for the disabled.
Way to shit all over a vital access need because you think straws are worse than corporate greed.
We all care about the turtles, the seals, the oceans, obviously. Notice how the easiest thing to yell about was something that would barely affect anything but appealed heavily to emotional discourse.
The disabled community is huge, and it can be joined by anyone. Most of those As Seen On TV products were invented for us. Society still mocks us and ignores us, and often outright harms us in multiple ways.
Communicate better. Listen better. But stop putting us out in the cold because you are inconvenienced by our simplest needs.
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eldritchsquared · 8 hours
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Tfw you accidentally bring about the apocalypse
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eldritchsquared · 8 hours
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can someone edit the friendpilled visitmaxxer comic so theres a third panel where they kiss on the mouth . i dont know how to do that but it would be funny i think
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eldritchsquared · 11 hours
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Makaaaa
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I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”
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eldritchsquared · 11 hours
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every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok
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eldritchsquared · 11 hours
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i think it's so so so great that beating someone up can actually injure and scar you. like from a symbolic perspective. every act of violence leaves a mark on you, chipping away at you with each blow until you're nothing but hard muscle and sharp edges. the hurt you visit on others shapes you in its image.
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eldritchsquared · 11 hours
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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine
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