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"When life gives you lemons"
FALSE
LEMONS ARE A HYBRID OF A BITTER ORANGE AND A CITRON, MEANING WE GAVE OURSELVES LEMONS
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Knowledge is empowering
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you bottle Miette??
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still thinking about "decolonising" missionary work.
the way you decolonise missionary work is by not doing missionary work
the way you decolonise missionaries is like this:
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"Voting is not enough. We need to take further action on top of voting."
Fair and true.
"Voting is not enough. You should not vote and instead do something else. Like maybe [thing that is 100% not going to happen.]"
Well, if you are not willing to do something as simple, free, and low-risk as voting then I have some doubts about your willingness or ability to do anything more complex or costly than that. You're probably going to just post about things and do nothing to change them. You sound like a paper tiger on panel 1 of an instant loss comic.
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the Salem storyline in Sabrina the teenage witch is so so good bc like the wizard supreme court or whatever is like ‘this man is the most dangerous war criminal in history. he has tried to commit genocide and become a dictator in many different dimensions. we can’t give him the death penalty bc he used dark ancient magic to make himself immortal so we’ve trapped him in the body of a feline for eternal torture. it is the Spellman’s duty to hold him prisoner for us’. and then the Spellman’s are just like kitty,,,………..we’re gonna get him a special pillow to sit on and buy him funny little outfits and cuddle with him while we sleep. he’s the glue holding this family together we love him so much
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“You have my sword” said the Ranger. “And my Bow” said the elf. “And my axe” said the dwarf. “And all of my guns” said the American.
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you should not be at the club, your ominous and foreboding vibes scare the hoes please don't come here
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LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I love this
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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook
I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat.
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