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I am high on shrooms AND weed and I've drank a considerable amount of alcohol, this shit CONFUSED ME

Vincent Price at the opening of The Tingler (1959)

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hey this guy can finally drink (legally!)

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JEREMY ALLEN WHITE

Calvin Klein - Spring 2024 Campaign

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penis serious penis delirious

go into the woods call that penis mysterious

penis various penis hilarious

dawn of the age of the penis aquarius

penis ponticulous penis meticulous

wearing my clown shoes im penis ridiculous

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Gray Catbird by Kristy Brig, ML609429271

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Breaking Bad + No Context (Part 2)

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Normalize going into people’s ask boxes and ask them random ass questions.

Tumblr used to be so much fun with all the asks (anonymous or otherwise), and we need to bring those back, especially now that we finally have a half-decent blocking feature in place.

Ask people things! Message them! Don’t let tumblr inbox die! It’s one of the features that made tumblr tumblr.

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Friendly reminder for any other people on the autism spectrum:

It's not recommended to offer to kill someone's dad, especially if you're talking to a stranger

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Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:

You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.

She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖

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I’m confused bc I JUST saw a post on instagram that said s5 wouldn’t be the last season and he has big things planned for the future???

kripke confirming the boys s5 will be its last

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an absolutely insane way to end this year 

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You can't promote your other social media on Twitter anymore, the site is legit dying and they're burning lifeboats

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Elon told that they removed all "shadowbans" on alt right accounts but they don't get more impressions because they were never banned in the first place, so someone convinced them the algorithm will prioritize their tweets on feed if they go private which successfully blocks their content from being shared or seen by anyone not following them, successfully killing their engagement. Even "genius" Elon Musk fell for it

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"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

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Elon Musk has destroyed comedy in 2023..