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Dick: Do you guys think I have a chance with Babs?

Jason: Dick, we have been through this before.

Tim: Yeah, don't do this to yourself.

Damian: She made it pretty clear it is not going to happen.

Dick: Well... then I shouldn't get too excited about the fact that that I JUST KISSED HER!

Duke: You serious?

Stephanie: That's great!

Cassandra: You kissed her?

Dick: Oh we kissed it up real nice.

Jason: So what happened after that?

Dick: I came over here to tell you guys.

Everyone: ...

Jason: And she's just waiting over there for you?

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Love that transcends time 

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*Dick after one date with Barbara*: Our babies will be smart and beautiful.

*12 y Jason*: Not to mention imaginary.

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Jason: This year, Dick's going to face his fears and ride the Ferris Wheel.

Duke: Dick's afraid of heights?

Jason: No, just giant wheels.

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Damian and The Wizard of Oz

Dick: it’s movie night! What are we watching?

Jason: Shawshank redemption

Duke: Dodgeball!

Steph: Anchorman!

Damian: Wizard of Oz

Everyone: *stops and stares at Damian in disbelief*

Tim: Damian, you like the Wizard of Oz? I would think it’s too childish for you

Damian: What’s childish about it? It’s about Contract Killers

Dick: What? No it’s not! It’s about meeting new friends, going on an adventure and overcoming their shortcomings!

Damian: No it’s about contract killers. Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tinman and and lion get a contract. Kill the Wicked Witch of the West, steal her broom and the Wizard of Oz will grant their wish.

Jason:…you know, he’s got a point…

Dick: No! It’s a sweet movie about overcoming difficulties and having the strength to accomplish things inside you all along.

Damian: That’s another thing. The Wizard and Glinda scammed them

Dick: Don’t bring Glinda the good witch into this! She’s a princess! She

Damian: the Wizard never really granted their wish. He gave the scarecrow a “diploma” but I don’t believe that’s official. He made it seem like There are no universities in the land of Oz so what good would a diploma do if no one knows what it is. He never gave him a brain.

Steph: He’s right! He just gave the lion a medal saying something like “you were confusing courage with wisdom” because he ran away. But wouldn’t it be wise to run away, and courageous to stay and fight? And A member of the legion of courage? How many members are there exactly? It seems like something you’d say to a kid when playing imagination

Duke: He technically gave to man a heart. It was a clock, but in the shape of a heart. The tinman never really specified what kind of heart. So he granted the wish but found a loophole

Dick: No stop!

Damian: and Glinda is no better

Dick: No don’t bring her into this! She’s good! She’s a princess! She wears a crown and came down in a bubble!

Damian: yeah but she told Dorothy the only way to get home would be to see the Wizard of Oz, now apparently the hot air balloon would have taken her home but it was never confirmed. However the ruby slippers was able to take her home and she had them on the entire time. Glinda said something about “she wouldn’t have believed” her. Come on. Dorothy had just been transported to another realm, killed a witch, whose might I remind you, her legs shriveled up as soon as the slippers were off, saw Glinda float down and come out of a bubble, and the wicked witch of the west appeared out of no where and disappears to. You’re telling me Dorothy wouldn’t believe the shoes that the Wicked witch of the West wanted, and Glinda said had great power,wouldn’t be able to take her back home? I don’t think so. She tricked her because she and the Wizard of Oz were in kahoot, or she at least knew what he would ask of her, and they both wanted Dorothy to kill the Wicked Witch of the West. So Glinda and The Wizard of Oz can claim her territory since Glinda stated The Wicked Witch if the West is stronger than her.

Dick: *on the verge of tears*

Babs: If this turns out to be true, they could make one hell of a sequel. Psychological thriller, Glinda conquering the wicked witch’s land with Oz, killing millions

Everyone: *silently nodding their heads in agreement. The only noise is Dick’s quiet sobbing*

Cass: *a few moments of awkward silence. Then* I liked the Munchkins…………and the flying monkeys *everyone looks at her* 😊

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Today is the Day!!! Happy birthday to my favorite guy in the comics........ Jason Todd!

#jason todd #rose wilson #batfam #batbros #bruce wayne #dick grayson

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Bruce: *waking up to find his child making handmade noodles* where in the world did you come from?-

Jay: the street??

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Ah Jon is slowly suffocating my Billh ideas out of my head cause his potential is too much for me. I don't give a fuck about Canon Jon but my Fanon Jon has me in a grip.

Jon: Dami?

Damian: What?

Jon: Who's idea was it to try and track a man made dinosaur again?

Damian: Yours.....

(They are hanging over a volcano.)

Jon: Oh yeah :D, when we find it can I name it?

Damian: Oh you'll be naming it alright cause in a few minutes the fumes from THE VOLCANO WE ARE DANGLING OVER WILL KILL ME.

Jon: Oh no :(

Damian: Hey Jonny?

Jon: Yeah?

Damian: WE CAN LEAVE NOW.

Jon: Right sorry.

😩😩😩😩

Damian: Stop smiling like that you're going to melt someone.

Jon: Can you believe that we're on a mission with THE Batman?!

Damian:......

Jon: Oh yeahhh.

💀💀💀💀

Jon: Hi Mr. Red- I mean Mr. Jason, is Damian around here I couldn't find him in the Manor or Mr. Dick's house.

Jason: One, Why would Damian me hanging around her. Two, how do you know where live?

Jon: Oh I have really good hearing and I heard Damian's Heart beat pass by here....I can still here it right now.

Jason:.....Then why are you asking?

Jon: Cause Mom said it's always polite to knock.

Jason: Damian your friend is somehow weirder than you.

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Hey Guy! Just ah-

JASON TODD

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@blackkatmagic @north-peach @rayshippouuchiha @chershare @pretzel-log1c

Love looking more into the character depth.

.....That didn't make any sense I don't think but I've took my sleep meds and hardly have any fucks to give lol.

Love me some Jason Todd content hell yeah

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By @mosfR1dlCtuczsy

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I just noticed the smirk on Dick's face! He's like "uhh ha, I know what you meant by that!". Its the look that my big bro gives me when I pretend not to care about him...

THEY ARE CLASSIC SIBLINGS!!!! OMG!!

#jason todd #wayne family adventures #batman wayne family adventures #batbros #batfam #dick grayson #nightwing

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Gotham emergency incorrect quotes

Steph:"Jason is no longer allowed to talk to the med students"

Duke:"why?"

Two days ago

Jason:"who on earth makes that mistake? Should I talk slower or do I need to get a nurse who speaks fluent moron"

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Dick Grayson, age 9: I hate you Bruce! You’re not my dad! I’m going to kill zucco with my bare hands!

Jason Todd, age (idk, 13?): golly gee mr Wayne this sure is a nice place you got

Jason Todd (age 19, recently resurrected): I was never the son you wanted! You wanted a replacement for dick!

Bruce Wayne (age too fucking old for this shit): *rolls up sleeve to point to several bite mark shaped scars* you wanna know how I got these scars?

bruce: all i ever wanted was a non-feral child. just one that didn't want to gruesomely murder people. took an interest in college and other noble pursuits that have nothing to do with illegal vigilantism. crochet maybe. i remember i had one, once. a wonderful, smart, bright eyed child

jason: oh YEAH. well i'm SORRY that i can't be as perfect as DICK was, with his PERFECT GRADES and his COLLEGE DEGREE and—

bruce: i could not have been more clearly talking about you

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Dick: Jason used to be nice.

Jason: I try to walk the line of "chaotic neutral".

Dick: Yeah? Well you fucking fell off it, Little Wing.

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Hc Dick can’t say no to Jason unless it will put him danger. Jay will always be his little wing