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Made a cake for my coworker’s going away party. She really likes baby Yoda so I tried my best.
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now that i think about it, jonathan harker would’ve been a great character in frankenstein. he’s so completely oblivious to dracula’s red flag parade that he’d probably completely avert the creature’s murderous rampage by accidentally befriending him after spending a page and a half writing about some weirdly tall homeless guy with daddy issues he ran into
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For all those newly obsessed by Johnathan Harker’s Worst Business Trip Ever, I have to tell you about my favorite piece of published Dracula fanfic, The Dracula Tape by Fred Saberhagen. 
The premise is that Dracula accosts some folks in the 1970s in order to give His side of the story and it’s recorded on a tape deck. 
It’s hilarious though, because it’s basically like “Look, Johnathan Harker had No Idea what was going on.  He didn’t even speak the language, but somehow he claims to know what people were saying to him?  Cause he knows a few German words?”  And like “look I was just an innocent vampire trying to buy some property and he jumped to All Kinds of conclusions, really.”
And like it makes…a lot of good points about the novel, actually.  (Like it wasn’t ME that killed Lucy, maybe it was those experimental blood transfusions that didn’t pay any attention to BLOOD TYPE, VAN HELSING.)
So yeah, highly recommend it after you’ve read the original. 
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Same vibe
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THE SHERLOCK MUSICAL IS OUT AND FREE ON YOUTUBE
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Oh my god, I clicked the link and it’s actually real!
someone on *ahem* reddit discovered a goodreads page for toki’s book
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and here are some of the reviews:
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Forbidden Kingdom, Secret Life of Walter Mitty, Van Helsing, and Deadpool
this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different
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the greatest proposal in history actually
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Not to get serious, but that would also be cool for trans men
Menstrual products with “For Men” packaging
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I love Final Fantasy 7
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Realizing you’re aspec be like
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Can someone tell me what you call the aesthetic of Devil’s Candy? that sort of cutesy goth with more of a mad scientist vibe?? Cuz I love it.
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Like it’s not pastel goth or even really kawaii goth; it’s something else.
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Please boost this!
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The accent only makes it better
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Goth Girl Appreciation Post
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If anyone belongs on this list, it’s Skullduggery Pleasant!!
You know what trope I love? Skeleton characters that aren't evil, they're just chill. Like, upon first glance, they seem like they would be evil or malicious, but then you see what their personality is like and they're just funny little fellows
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Feel free to add your own examples!
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“Meet the Reaper” AKA Top 10 photos taken before disaster
Spoiler alert: Grim did not win the game.
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