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If u think of them when u listen to no children by the mountain goats maybe that is a bad sign actually

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She said "cooking is what sets us apart from animals, only humans cook" I said "what about that rat" I was kicked out of poetry class

#poetry #ratitoullie #remy #i wasnt actually kicked out but that class was a time #college

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Bestie help I have my bones

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Sometimes you will be the cryptid encounter in someone else's story and that's ok

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So I'm a crust punk but I'm also an honors student which means I get to use the special smart people room and half the time when I go in there the honors students visibly tense bc they think I'm gonna steal their lunch money or something

#college

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Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

#please let me finish my sonic au fanfics

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Doctors hate me dentists Loathe me mothers don't know how to feel and dads are jealous of my effortless carpentry swagboy charm

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DO not remember this and i think that speaks for the efficacy of making your tea so strong it feels like sludge going down your throat

Brewing my tea so strong it's repulsive it makes me temporarily glitch through the floor and it turns all my serotonin and melatonin into adrenalin and reverses my social security number this is the American way

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"you're my brother, and i love you"

"stop saying that"

chas is so me coded

#was it dark #can we see it #frfrfr he is just a MESS he cannot accept help or love he wants to not be his dad and he starts becoming his dad in ways anyway #and then he just he just ends up decidint to let his dad back into his life even though he never gets a real full apology #like royal gets better but he cant fix anything hes done its way too late #chas confronts things that upset him agressively and also he does care about Richie hes just an emotionally constipated asshole #about the note richie wrote dude just absolutely does not cope with anything that occurs #the jealousy and feeling not close to family like eli and richie are closer than he and richie are #richie and margot are close richie and royal are close everyone LOVES richie and he spent his childhood starting his own businesses #he spent his childhood trying to make toyal happy and none of it mattered none of it was enough #fuck i love chas so much #he cares about his sons and they know it and they care about him and are like way too aware of their father's flaws #and surprisingly well-adjusted #every time the kids go to lay down on the floor with Chas that first night in the twnnenbaum house i just Break Down #chas goes from never being able to accept lack of control to accepting so much and he just grows so much #they all do #except royal fuck royal he just realizes hes happier having people be nice to him like no shit royal #yeah i guess he gets better i just have daddy issues

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#my love

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most arguments abt fanfiction on this website could be solved if both parties just read better books and fanfiction. “published books dont have queer rep or happy endings!” untrue, read better books. “fanfiction is just boring repetitive smut!” untrue, read better fanfiction

#fanfiction #yea this is what they meant definitely #nsfw #smut mention #nsfw mention

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recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

#medicine bin medicine bin #covid tests are in the hall closet tho

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Brewing my tea so strong it's repulsive it makes me temporarily glitch through the floor and it turns all my serotonin and melatonin into adrenalin and reverses my social security number this is the American way

#the only American Dream i can get behind

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Brewing my tea so strong it's repulsive it makes me temporarily glitch through the floor and it turns all my serotonin and melatonin into adrenalin and reverses my social security number this is the American way

#the only American Dream i can get behind

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Men hate me dogs love me women feed me little treats and pet my hair

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A saga in reverse order