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A lot of films: The correct way to be a hero is to end the cycle of violence and refuse to seek revenge.

Monkey Man: Wrong, firework attack!

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Dev Patel on the transgender representation, including the hijra community, in Monkey Man (2024).

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my sweet girl Alanna and her sweet boy Halsin

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#bg3 #bg3 tav #baldurs gate 3 #halsin #dnd druid #bg3 druid #druid tav #halsin x tav #the last shadow puppets #owlbear #alanna of trebond

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just my boy Rhaxes and his boy Astarion

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#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #the dark urge #astarion #dark urge x astarion #not ascended astarion #bg3 tav #astarion x tav #baldurs gate astarion #baldurs gate tav #hozier #francesca hozier

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The Lioness had a famed temper.

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bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer

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I can tell who’s really played Baldur’s Gate 3 and who hasn’t by who mfs think is the horniest one or not. If a mf says “astarion” then I know they ain’t far because Astarion is flirtatious and catty, he’s not horny. Halsin is the horny one. Halsin is the biggest Hornball in the party. Mf those scars on his face are not from battle

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How can you expect me to do my 9-5 when I've got a lot on my mind and well... in it

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I find it criminal that I can’t just walk up and hug people in bg3. Let me randomly hug Gale, let me give Lae’zel a hug. Halsin has openly said multiple times that he adores hugs. Let me bear hug Karlach you cowards. Kissing is great, but let me hug my friends

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instead of commenting on halsins height you should be allowed to press your palm to his and go "aha your hands are so big and mine are so small"

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Poor Zuko

He just wanted to join the Gaang but now the blind girl is moving metal, the sweet watergirl is bending blood and the kid is talking to spirits

At least he can count on Sokka to be normal. Oh, where did you say that sword was from?

Yeah, that’s right, fucking outer space

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On Easter weekend I re-watch Monty Python.

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Gotta say, BG3 really knocked it out of the park on murderous, evil, bastards with the biggest, wettest, saddest, eyes

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It isn't easy for me either.

process:

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Dr Silverbough's day off (i gave up half way but it's done yaay)