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elite4steffi · 13 hours
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i remember when bw came out, castelia city confused me a lot, but i quickly figured out where things were soon enough. i assumed the same to be true about lumiose city. but no. it has been two weeks and i still dont know where anything fucking is. i took a cab and the thing i wanted was across the street. i wonder further trying to find an escape or something familiar. i swear the back alleys are changing.  i am lost in lumiose city. people challenge me to battles in the alley to mock me. not even the gogoat knows where it is going. i, the champion of the kalos league, the strongest trainer in kalos, cannot navigate this city. i will probably die in a back alley here and no one will be able to find me because no one else knows where anything is either. tell my mother i loved her even if she didnt come to my parade.
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elite4steffi · 2 days
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After this I went back to diving and caught a spider crab
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elite4steffi · 3 days
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You’ve been hit by 🔪
You’ve been struck by 🔪
A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪
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elite4steffi · 4 days
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I may be becoming the guy at work who won't let people talk bad about their own singing voices, but to be fair people keep talking bad about their singing voices to me
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elite4steffi · 4 days
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"wow my dash is so violent today!!!... Oh wait it's March"
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elite4steffi · 4 days
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caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes
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elite4steffi · 4 days
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[listens to the pulls] wow this is the best vice quadrant song [listens to necrostar] wow this is the best vice quadrant song [listens to commander cosmo] wow this is the best vice quadrant song [listens to fire fire] wow this is the best vice quadrant song [listens to soliton] wow this is the best vice quadrant song [listens to oh no] wow this is the best vice quadrant song [listens to the vice does tight] wow this is th
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elite4steffi · 4 days
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elite4steffi · 6 days
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THE GLOW UP ON COWGIRL PEACH IS CRAZY
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🌸🐚✨💕🐠
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elite4steffi · 7 days
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elite4steffi · 7 days
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me and the girlies discussing motifs and themes
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elite4steffi · 7 days
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you're really gonna let the government tell you when 3pm is ???
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elite4steffi · 8 days
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it's kinda comforting to me when my friends are a little annoying or longwinded or abrasive or tired and inarticulate, or they don't do the exact politest thing in every interaction, and stuff, because I know I'm sometimes annoying, or take up a more than my share of conversational space, or forget to ask them questions, etc etc, and... like, I'm always working to be nice to my friends and to get better and better at friend-ing, but it just makes me feel more human about it :}
anyway I love you friends plz know I'm not counting, in fact I feel great affection toward you even (especially) when conversations go less than Perfectly Ideal
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elite4steffi · 8 days
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Kristin Chenoweth as Olive Snook in Pushing Daisies (2007—2009)
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