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Me when me when worm 🪱

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me: reblogs anything

the green bar that pops up telling me I reblogged something:

#this reminds me of jojo siwas new music video dance choreography

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> mom spilled trace amount of curry powder on the floor

> cool ok ill sweep it up in a sec

> go to the bathroom, come back

> curry powder is suspiciously less

> cat is suspiciously yellow

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Crochet Opossum Bag PDF Pattern // TheChaoticStrawberry

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New video tutorial up on my YouTube channel on the Cluster Tab Stitch! Find me on youtube @crochetmelovely! Like and subscribe! 💖😊👏

Playlist featuring more Cluster Stitches here!

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ALRIGHT.

#time to send this to my partner to let them know that they are in fact Keith

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I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

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Noodle Identification Chart  (print)

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mr explodes-when-exposed-to-air will not be able to join us today. he has passed away. i am so sorry

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You're trans? Like jesus?

yeah just like jesus

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The campaign lines are blurring again.

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Telling everyone else you're fine even if you're barely surviving is better than having people that treat you like a wounded animal

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wallpapers ^~^

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Looks like the 2020s is the decade where your fave cartoon characters gets possessed by fucking colonizers (updated)

#I haven’t watch toh yet #but my ASS IS NOW WANTING TO WATCH IT BC OF THIS TUMBLR POST #FUCK YOU WHO EVER YOU ARE