elizabethrobertajones

[elizabethrobertajones]

tbh I think I was better at Stardew Valley before I knew you had to impress Grandpa at the 3 year mark

[elizabethrobertajones]

Cooling off 💦

#ffxiv #that frog is not looking respectfully #he HAS to know it's not a real toad right? #awesome fanart #endwalker spoilers #queue

[elizabethrobertajones]

day 1615

[elizabethrobertajones]

benchmark Erenville 😳

#HELP #I am not going to survive Dawntrail #it was nice knowing you all #dawntrail spoilers #ffxiv

[elizabethrobertajones]

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

#aw maaaan

[elizabethrobertajones]

you are not immune to lion women

#ffxiv #awesome fanart #queue

[elizabethrobertajones]

Sharing my Art of Thancred 🎉💕

#yesss silver eye thancred #ffxiv #awesome fanart #queue

[elizabethrobertajones]

something something yuri necromancy with that elf girl from that food manga

#dungeon meshi #it's like what if Ianthe was a whimsical romance protagonist #awesome fanart #queue

[elizabethrobertajones]

Nidoking and his clutch of Nidorans in a poppy field. I drew this maybe 3 years ago for a zine that was never released and I think about it every spring since then. If you’d like a print, I’m taking currently taking preorders! Get it here: gumroad.com/l/nidok

#pokemon #queue

[elizabethrobertajones]

[elizabethrobertajones]

save your mercy for someone who needs it more

#yessssssssss #ffxiv #awesome fanart #shadowbringers spoilers #queue

[elizabethrobertajones]

Delicious and dragons

#dungeon meshi #awesome fanart #queue

[elizabethrobertajones]

me, to my housemates, one of whom is a thermal engineer: if someone had hypothermia, is the best way to warm them up ‘spoon them’, or ‘cuddle chest to chest’? I feel like it could be either – spooning is the classic warming position, and you warm up the colder part, but spoon the front and you insulate the skin with the largest temperature delta

housemates: [fervent, serious debate]

me, after a couple of minutes: to be clear, this is for a final fantasy 7 fanfiction scene where my character got really cold, the stakes aren’t high in getting this completely right.

housemate: does the hypothermia exist sheerly as an excuse for the cuddling?

me: that is the only reason hypothermia exists in fanfiction.

[elizabethrobertajones]

before estrogen: after estrogen: -unhappy -happy -focused on the grind -focused on whimsy -no stew -stew

#dungeon meshi

[elizabethrobertajones]

ooooh wait all my glands are swollen up and rock solid, I'm actually sick and the gym can't fix it! Hooray?

Not hooray. But at least I can stay indoors.

me: auuurrrgh I'm in so much pain

the more annoying me: did you know you found a cure for this one by going to the gym?

me: (louder) OWWWW ME BACK ME LEG OWWWWW

[elizabethrobertajones]

me: auuurrrgh I'm in so much pain

the more annoying me: did you know you found a cure for this one by going to the gym?

me: (louder) OWWWW ME BACK ME LEG OWWWWW

[elizabethrobertajones]

chilchuck voice alcohol never killed anyone except my dad and that has nothing to do with me. i have no plans to change my lifestyle whatsoever

#dungeon meshi #alcohol cw