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This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

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yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

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unblock me i had a prophetic vision involving you that concerns the fate of the universe

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I think it’d be funny if Qui-Gon got stabbed and he didn’t die, but not in like a ‘years of recovery and physical therapy’ way, just in a ‘he won’t die’ kind of way. Maul pulls his saber out and Qui-Gon is like oof, bummer, and continues fighting. Plot armor of the highest degree

#would be funny if anakin accidentally made all jedi unkillable #palpatine would be sooo mad

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It’s been two years since the great gatsby entered the public domain and Netflix hasn’t even made a horrible miniseries adaptation where they are all hot and gay and racially diverse but in a totally hollow meaningless unsexy way. We used to live in society

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My partner:

Whats her fucking name. Scroop Noodle.

#how can i be secure in my gender when this is peak physical performance #literally who serves cunt as much as her

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otter-wan says it's time for BIG yawn and commander cuddles

#LOVE the little wiggles this is so cute #actually obsessed w this actually #and the BLEP #otterwan

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characters whose philosophy is “if i cannot be wanted, i will be needed and if i cannot be needed, let me be used until there’s nothing left of me.” thank you for everyone’s attention. falls off stage and dies

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Relationships that have real king/lionheart energy, that whole “I have sworn myself wholly to you, I am your sword arm, I am your dog” to someone else’s “you are the one person in this world I can rely on, and I am both bolstered and burdened by your absolute faith in me” vibe, but it’s in circumstances that are like. so low stakes. Manager of a movie theater/the one usher who doesn’t smoke weed at work.

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I can be normal about things. Don't look at my blog.

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idea: GNK droid dressed up as a juice box

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everybodys got that one friend named polonius who hides behind their tapestries

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Taylor Swift and that football player broke up??? She's been seen with a new guy too??? Some racer???

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"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.

#my tiger ecology professor Dave