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dwarf, bard and fighter for the critical role asks!!!

dwarf: what is your favorite one-shot - ooh if it counts, I loooove the elder scrolls three shot! Not technically a one shot but i don’t think they’re continuing it 😂 just a bunch of dumbasses trying to run a shitty tavern and accidentally stumble into tax evasion and cult shit, it’s so good. And grelnok + tavima, beloved!!!

bard: what is your favorite “how do you want to do this?” - Yasha getting the hdywtdt on Obann and literally ripping off his wings is so iconic so powerful so beautiful god that’s one of the best fights in the show

fighter: what was your favorite funny moment - there are so many funny moments but I think I gotta go with the three way boulder parchment shears because the cast was literally laughing so hard they had to cut to break early 😂

Thanks stevie!!

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"They have never interacted in canon" TO YOU I've seen them kiss though

#THEY NEVER INTERACTED IN CANON????????? #kyalin #lok #avatar

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Critical Role Ask Game

satyr: how did you discover critical role

dragonborn: when did you start watching

human: what is your favorite main campaign

elf: what is your favorite side campaign

dwarf: what is your favorite one-shot

tiefling: who is your favorite female player

gnome: who is your favorite male player

halfling: who is your favorite dm

half-elf: who is your favorite guest player

goliath: who is your favorite campaign 1 character

changeling: who is your favorite campaign 2 character

genasi: who is your favorite campaign 3 character (so far)

goblin: who is your favorite non-main campaign character

aasimar: what is your favorite location in exandria (or out of it)

eisfuura: who is your favorite npc

wizard: what is your favorite party name

paladin: what is your favorite friendship

monk: what is your favorite canon relationship 

druid: what is your favorite non-canon ship

bard: what is your favorite “how do you want to do this?”

rogue: what was a moment that made you cry

fighter: what was your favorite funny moment 

paladin: what was your favorite badass moment

cleric: what is your favorite battle

barbarian: who is your favorite villain

ranger: who is your favorite animal companion

warlock: what is your favorite critical role merch 

sorcerer: what is your favorite sam commercial skit

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watching the live stream rn. They sound very confident, crwby will be staying with rwby, and they said we are getting news within the next few weeks about v10. We don't know who it is yet, but we're gonna be okay guys.

#pls pls pls #rwby

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Oof marcille’s dungeon lord outfit is cool but also the way the winged lion gives it to her is slimy and eeks me out and i don’t like it 🙃

#dungeon meshi lb

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I’m very nervous for the dungeon meshi anime getting to like where i am in the manga (volume 12) just because the anime has gotten SO popular and general anime fandoms can kind of suck and i just know people are going to villainize marcille and i’m not here for that

#maybe i’m being pessimistic but oh well #dungeon meshi lb

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kara calling elizabeth schneester irl that’s so fucking cute 😭😭😭

#rwby #weiss schnee #winter schnee

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No shade or anything but that male character who you think is the specialest boy in the world is actually not as interesting as you think he is

#this happens in every fandom like sometimes people who like men just latch onto the most uninteresting dude imaginable

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I wish the world worked like it did in the stardew valley universe. If I'm strapped for cash I should be able to go grab some blackberries off the nearest roadside bush and go sell them to a grocery store for a quick ten bucks. I should be able to think "huh I wanna go talk to the wizard today" and then I go talk to the wizard in his wizard tower

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brain keeps this information much longer than necessary

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I FREAKING LOVE YURI!!!!

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#they just want to shovel so much money into big name directors and actors that they only have the budget for microseasons #and they come back once every few years if they’re lucky and don’t get cancelled #i miss tv shows with nobody actors and nobody writers and a budget stretched across 22 episodes with the same sets and shitty effects #they just want to keep lining the pockets of people who are already successful and don’t need the money while everyone else gets scraps #capitalism is killing every single creative industry and no one can afford to work in them anymore #all that wasted talent that will never be seen because of greedy corporations

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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

#bad dnd character idea: low charisma bard who does this regularly

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and if i said that part of the reason a lot of ppl aren't as into C3 is because of the dearth of truly mass appeal M/M options.

#yeah #if dorym dominates imodna in late game fandom just like shadowgast did to beauyasha i will be so upset #i’m hoping there’s enough of a variety of orym shippers that doesn’t happen but ah well 😅 #anyway shadowgast shippers made me hate essek even though before that i genuinely really liked him #so i hope the same thing doesn’t happen with dorian bc i am so excited to have him back #cr discourse

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HAPPENING NOW: passover seder from our comrades in columbia's liberated zone/gaza solidarity encampment. this encampment is a profoundly religious space. we've seen muslim protesters praying multiple times a day, a christian communion was held, and multiple jewish prayers/celebrations have taken place. solidarity is a beautiful thing, palestine will be free.🖤🇵🇸

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Deeply dispiriting post: testimony from a DOJ antitrust action reveals the entire book publishing industry is celebrity memoirs, established franchise authors like James Patterson, children's books, Bibles, and back catalogues (e.g. Lord of the Rings). Publishing new authors is not even a rounding error; you get the sense it's only done anymore out of a vague sense of obligation, and the moment one of the Big Five decides on the defect strategy, and stops doing that to save a few more bucks, it will end entirely.

#very disheartening

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hiii everybody are you normal about Falin showing Laios the same little spell that Marcille showed her? are you normal about Falin remembering it fondly enough that it was one of the first things she showed her brother while trying to teach him magic?

#🥺 #dungeon meshi #marcille donato #falin touden #laios touden #farcille