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Finally my man is getting the recognition he deserves. You boil that lettuce, soup man.

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i have a suggestion

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Palia characters as various text posts!!

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It’s from others using your referral code!

I keep seeing players with that beanie with the ears (in screenshots on tumblr) and I wonder if it was something that was only around when open beta first started because i cannot for the life of me find it in the premium shop 😅

And i really want it

If it was a limited time thing tho, I suppose I'll just have to deal with not having it

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Sir, this is a Wendy's

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Me : So anyway what I'm saying is I'm romancing you cause you're so stuck up it gets cute but if I'm honest I'd rather be absolutely railed by your mom unfortunately she's not an option

Hassian : ...You what now

#LET ME ROMANCE SIFUU

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Reasons to play Palia:

Cozy, gentle farming/village sim a bit like a combination of Harvest Moon and Animal Crossing, but online.

Most of the villagers are romanceable if you're into that. Either way they all have backstories that you learn by befriending them.

One time I went fishing and pulled up a charcuterie.

There's robots. One of them is romanceable because the fanbase demanded it in alpha.

You can't pet the dog but you can talk to him:

The fishing and bug catching systems are unique and fun.

When people find a rare/special resource like a Flow tree or palium ore, they'll call over zone chat to tell people where it is because everyone that hits a resource node will get the same reward no matter how many people are on it.

Crabs count as bugs so you can catch them!

Sifuu sent me a brick in the mail.

Cat people come from the moon, allegedly. Which moon? Probably the one that isn't on fire.

Concerned about too many people stripping the resources? The game is instanced and each instance only has a handful of players at a time. Even if they're all mining, or chopping trees, the nodes respawn fast enough to compensate. Plants and other things on the ground are not shared, so grab all those you want.

You can hunt for meat and leather, and there are a variety of animals that require different methods. Some of them teleport or clone themselves.

Speaking of hunting, you do so with a bow, and there's no blood or dead body. Bagged animals literally disappear and leave behind a bag which you loot.

You can climb and glide kind of like Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom.

The housing system is pretty robust, almost like WildStar. You start with a tent and then get a house which you can add rooms to. You can find, buy, and craft furnishing and sometimes villagers will gift them to you.

There's no HP and no penalty for falling, so feel free to yeet yourself from high places in order to explore!

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Guys I’ve been playing Palia and now I’m addicted help

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now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)

#numel #reading the description… that tracks

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what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.

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舅舅在…

Jiu jiu with some baby Jin Ling! And also sad Jin Ling post stabby😬

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timidly asking the barista if the music is diegetic

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Everyone liked the color charts I test printed for Basilisk so much, I felt compelled made a nice version! Great for anyone that has an interest in Risograph printing, historical pigments, or weird medieval marginalia.

(buy it here)

#save for later #dissertation

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motion capture actress 曦曦鱼sakana shows how npc moves in early games, common games and next-gen games.

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