happy international woman's day... girls... its time to start killing
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save a horse, ride a cowboy
the horse’s name is toaster btw
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omw to write a story consisting solely of my favorite tropes and characters i think are cool
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How is driving so fucking normalized I'm going to fucking die and kill people with me this event happens every day
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pretty sexy of me to keep going despite each day being more unbearable than the last
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“i can fix him” you are literally x10 as fucked up as him
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🍄Father and Daughter🍄
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god I dont wanna fuckin go on dates or try to sell myself or expose myself to an unending list of potential heartbreaks i just wanna skip to the part where someone is holding me and i am cozy. fuck this bro
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water is so so tasty way tastier than any of your foolish soda and monster drinks this is true im sorry. this blog is sponsored by water
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come here. sit on the carpet with me you will feel better
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