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“marriage of convenience” au

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their dynamic in the show had so much potential. their friendship could’ve been so good. the great things they could’ve done as the king and queen of gotham. more thoughts in tags :)

#oswald cobblepot #penguin #sofia falcone #idk what this is #i need more people to write fics with this trope #doing a rewatch and i appreciate her so much more than i used to #idc you will never make me hate her #could’ve been the king and queen of gotham fr fr #mr. and mrs. cobblepot-falcone anyone? #the queerplatonic friendship we could’ve had #the girls that get it get it #lavender marriage but not really #martin is adopted by them in this au #dadwald and “step-mom“ sofia <3 #sprinkling jealous!ed is the cherry on top #nygmobblepot #gotham #gotham 2014

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the bride and his ugly ass groom

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Bye I just realised Oswald gave Martin his penguin pin in s4 sobbing

Pin can be seen on the lapels on the right hand side of the suits

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I did it....

Inspo: "Veil" by _k0tterl_

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ending the year w my faves 🤞

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Bruce: Damian.

Damian: Father.

Bruce: What's in the box?

Damian: I went out to feed the feral cats like I usually do, and I found this.

Bruce: You're not keeping a baby skunk.

Damian: She needs me, father.

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They rotate in my mind like those hot dogs at gas stations

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Christmas photo with their kid

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the classic

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Hal: I think we should get a divorce.

Barry: What are you doing?

Hal: Just practicing.

Barry: Why are you already planning your hypothetical divorce?

Hal: I don't know. I'm 42, I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Barry: You don't even have a partner.

Hal: Hypothetically divorce me.

Barry: Okay, then I'm hypothetically taking half your assets.

Hal: Well you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup.

Hal, to Bruce: It's called a prenup, right?

Bruce: Yeah, it's a prenup and you DID hypothetically sign one.

Barry: Who the fuck is this guy?

Bruce: I'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case.

Barry: Well then, I'm taking the hypothetical kids.

Barry, to Clark: Right? We can get those, right?

Clark: Yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it.

Hal: Who the fuck is this hypothetical nerd? Fucking idiot glasses-wearing nerd.

Clark: Wow, that is a lot of hypothetical insults. I need to keep these on for continuity because I look like the other lawyer.

Barry: This is MY hypothetical lawyer and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other.

Hal: How could you hypothetically do this to me?!

Barry: Because you hypothetically are an alcoholic!

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i’m just seeing the similarities in Damian’s hugs with Talia and Jason…i’m connecting the dots, guys, they hug the same

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16-year-old Dick: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.

12-year-old Jason: Okay.

[downstairs]

Bruce: What do you want for breakfast?

Dick: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.

Bruce: Go to your room.

Bruce, to Jason: And what do you want?

Jason: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.

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I’d be crying if i looked like that too bruh that’s messed up what they did to him

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Oh hey not me going through the Jason Todd-centric Batman Annual #25 and getting stabbed in the heart again by the little details.

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this girl likes GIRLS !!!!! btw

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Give us a wrong answer (right answer only)

Doofenshmirtz would make a better Joker than the Joker