Winry works to make her automail as affordable as she possibly can, especially because the majority of people who need it are manual laborers and traumatized war survivors, but she charges Ed as much as possible because the military pays for basically everything he has and she'll jump at any chance to drain the government's coffers.
She gets a sadistic sense of satisfaction putting everything she can think of on the bill that Ed doesn't even look at and that Roy signs off on without reading.
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Thinking again about the time my aliens class was discussing conspiracy theories and the professor asked us to call some out and I, thinking simultaneously of both flat earthers and the "moon landing was faked" people, confidently shouted out "FLAT MOON!" and sent the class into hysterics
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i think all quiet on the western front and the lord of the rings are in direct conversation with each other, as in theyre the retelling of the same war with one saying here’s what happened, we all died, and it did not matter at all and another going hush little boy, of course we won, of course your friends came back
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I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image
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i need “Happier than a necromancer in a natural history museum” to become a known phrase immediately
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I know some rad fuckers.
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Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you, please don't take my man
Your sword is long, your lance is keen, your shining helm afar is seen
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you be fucking thankful the "mommy sorry i mean mommy" trend didn't happen during the Hillary campaign
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you guys ever think about the eroticism in violence?
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Katamari Miku!
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BOOSTING APRIL 2024 Active boycott notice!!!
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“C’mon, kids, I rented a bus today and I wanna get my money’s worth!”
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