Day 30 of trying to make my dad a directioner:
He said (and i quote):
*putting his glasses on and holding the phone farther away*
Well, if I was a woman i‘d go for the fit one.
*me being me*
1. you don‘t have to be a woman to go for a man 2. which one they‘re all fit hehe
*him pointing at liam*
This one. I wouldn‘t mind to wake up next to this guy
*me being proud of him*
Liam Payne, dad...his name is liam payne. Spread the word.
- Well, still ziam for me
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Okay and here some larry- recommends (Wattpad):
Lure - highlikeharry
Merman in the water - LivingfortheParty
I had no idea - stylinperf
Keep me - heartfullofharry
I‘ll throw away my faith (just to keep you safe) - smileyourepretty
Under the cover. - larrywanks
Bring your body, baby (I could bring you fame) - smileyourepretty
Magic - gaysicle
Louis, you are not the father. - dreamsandparodies (ive never laughed so much in my entire life than i did while reading that)
In a heartbeat - youcantgetlostif
A rainy tuesday - gaysicle
Thin walls - beautifulnightmare2
I see you - louislovesharryyy28
Play pretend, find a friend? - angelichl
In my opinion they were really good (even though not every story is toplinson and i rly love toplinson, but yeah they kinda share that, really)
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This is beautiful
reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay
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So you trying to tell me that not how their job works
up until 3 years ago i thought a sex therapist was just a therapist who had sex with you
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I ship it and yeah you can hate me for that, but you should cope with the hate you‘ll get from me in return
• Larry Stylinson
• Ziam Mayne
• 2 of my teachers hehe
• Niall Horan + Food
• Cat Noir + Ladybug
• Scott the legend lang + Me hehe
• Sherlock + Watson
• Benedict cumberbatch + Me heheh I love him
• Beath Skedger (Heath Ledger+Bill Skarsgård) I MEAN just imagine Pennywise and the joker together...
• Harley Quinn + Mr. J
• My aunt and her best friend
• Reddie
• Aaron Hotchner + Spencer Reid
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Ships I‘d DEFINITELY ship if they‘d come out...(marvel 2.0)
Sorry not sorry...ik they‘re like siblings, but still
Okay just imagine a convo between these two:
Loki: Who is this balt freak with muscles?
Drax: Who do you call balt, you son of a god?!
Loki: Are you serious? You call these guy „Drax the destroyer“? The only thing he probably destroys are mirrors and shirts.
Drax: And butts of evil guys *smacks Peter‘s ass*
Peter: Wha-
Loki: Mh, I am an evil guy too...*gets smacked by drax*
Drax: Where‘s Rocket, hehe *is eager to smacks everyone‘s butt on the ship*
Loki: I- I think I love him
Peter:*tried to talk*
Thor: *cutting Peter off*I knew you two would get along really well
I rly like convo‘s:
Rocket: So you fight for them?
BP: Yes
Rocket: Why?
BP: So they won‘t get hurt or killed.
Rocket: How much will they pay you?
BP: Eh...Nothing?
Rocket: Ah, so they pay in another way*tries to wink*
BP: Are you alright? *gets down on one knee and grabs Rocket‘s shoulder*
Rocket: Yeah I just tried to win- *sees the Prince‘s claws*
Rocket: Wow, sick man I have those too *shows his claws*
BP: *cracks a smile*
Rocket: So you are an animal? Or a „mutation“ like me
BP: No no that‘s just my suit for fights and stuff
Rocket: You‘ll need it for your next fight.
BP: Huh?
Rocket: The fight for my heart *slowly backs off and turns around*
Rocket: GROOT, I HAVE A CRUSH, WUHAHAHHAHA *raises a gun in the air and starts shooting, while running to Peters ship*
BP:*Gets back on his feet and watches as they fly away, a smirk making its way on his lips* Oh, challenge accepted.
I‘m a basic bitch sry haha
Uhhh I can see that...Stephen asks just one question through their whole relationship: Are you serious?
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