hotch definitely has to do a headcount of everyone before the jet leaves now because they left reid in a gas station bathroom in the middle of texas one time.

angel18plus:

A loose t-shirt + lace panties is a top tier look

starlxt-daydreams:

Emily: FUCK the government

Hotch: *sigh* we ARE the government, Prentiss

now this shit is funny

acid-atlas:

trying to find a hotch stan w/o daddy issues is almost as unlikely as finding a reid stan with a solid history of positive mental health.

which criminal minds agents votes for trump

sweetestgolden:

sweetestgolden:

lmk if anyone needs a getaway driver, i know a guy

no i will not explain any further

dblt4p:

emer-sonnn:

dblt4p:

Abolish Roe v Wade

hey everyone look! it’s a piece of shit!

👀

Stop looking in the mirror then

im so glad you (most likely white male) are completely okay with women’s rights being taken away and handing the power to those without vaginas. i hope you can educate yourself to realize this is a bigger issue than your clearly small mind can comprehend.

i just want to be clear, i am not only worried about women’s rights. the fact that there is even a slight possibility that an lgbtq+ individual may be denied basic human rights because of how they identify or who they love makes me so very sad.

dblt4p:

Abolish Roe v Wade

hey everyone look! it’s a piece of shit!

👀

should we have a going away party for women’s rights?

if they take away roe v. wade, women should just stop hooking up with all men. if we all work together we can cause a worldwide coochie shortage in protest.

out of all of the avengers, which one has an inexplicable love for country music and it just absolutely pisses all the others off?

only baddies are allergic to sesame seeds😎@notsosmexy

telapathetic:

theres someone downstairs i hope its a murderer

i just watched 7 straight hours of downton abbey and now my thoughts have a british accent

ohfiddlesticks:

I think everyone is agreed that Steve Rogers is a golden retriever.

guess who didn’t have to get covid tested bc i have fucking strep throat🥳

im getting covid tested tomorrow because i feel like shit today :)

im so scared