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emilydevoursstories · 11 minutes
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Listen I don’t care if u skip story cutscenes (even though you’re missing half the experience) like whatever but if you then TURN AROUND and complain that the game “doesn’t make sense” I sentence you to ten thousand years in the acid fire death pit.
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the creators struggle of "yes I absolutely made this for myself and I should absolutely appreciate that I made this thing that turned out amazing and be proud of it on that merit alone" vs "man it'd be cool if everyone liked this thing I made as much as I do"
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emilydevoursstories · 21 hours
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affirmations for when you have to send emails
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emilydevoursstories · 22 hours
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The sidewalks in my neighborhood often feature little wandering moss balls. I have noticed them often and wondered about them. In this part of England, there is a lot of moss always, on everything, everywhere; but that’s sedentary moss, unchanging, holding still - practically characterised by its year-round chilling-out-ness. Moss in the pavement cracks, growing along the buildings and front of garden wall; moss in the gardens and the corners between sidewalk and street. but the tumblemosses are not connected to the continuous belts of stay-at-home moss. They are disconnected, tumbleweeds, pilgrim wanderers: appearing suddenly on the pavement and mooching mysteriously on their own journeys. Like aquarium moss balls but without the currents of the water to justify them. They appear in the middle of the sidewalk in the middle of the town.
The children say they are Moss Children who have broken off from their Moss Family. They often pick them up and carry them around, shouting. Occasionally we have had to take them on train journeys (nobody else seems to have Tumblemoss; it seems to be around our neighborhood.) Sometimes the kids want to make terrariums or things, and so we specifically collect the Tumblemoss, since it’s clearly unrooted and not spoiling anything if we take it home(and I’d feel bad for the kids pulling up actual moss.) but the origins of Tumblemoss, or Moss Children, have always been a bit mysterious. They simply appear, like wild land Marimo, enigmatically. An empty sidewalk in the morning suddenly has a perfect round Moss Child in the afternoon.
Today I learned the secret origin of the Tumblemoss. Would you like to guess it?
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This little guy is very brave, loves momma, and says peep peep peep.
Nilgans 🐣 (Egyptian goose) am Eckensee im Oberen Schlossgarten, Stuttgart-Mitte.
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What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?
.. i’m palestinian
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fantasy characters: “Geez”
me: who the fuck spread Christianity there
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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this is the picture I show any doctor when I have to go.
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Anymore, when I get asked about my pain, I just hand the doctor my phone. I've been at a constant 8 on the chronic illness side of the picture for a year and a half now. I hate it but I thought this could be useful. I straight up got the off of Google so I am unsure who to credit for the original but I have been a great help to me so I wanted to share.
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"Wir machen das mit den Fähnchen" lebt immer noch mietfrei in meinem Hirn
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It snowed for the first time today & I'm very much not feeling ready for winter, but at least it was a perfect setting to finally snap some decent photos of these mini Raven Witches out doing snow spells!
These ladies are, like the big Raven Witches, made from white stoneware clay with sgraffito'd black slip on top & were glazed with a mix of Coyote celadon glazes (rainy day & sapphire).
I've ordered some stuff to improve my shop-photos and am hoping it arrives in time for me to start working on the next shop-drop this weekend...I'll yell about it as soon as I have a date/time, which should be soon!!
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Friend and I are debating whether something is common knowledge or not.
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via @indiarosecrawford
𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ
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