emilyelizabethfowl

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newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it

me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.

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I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

#is this going to pull me back into the sudoku blackhole? #... #maybe

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he who never dies

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📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you checked the tracking page too much and we got shy about it

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Writers Truth & Dare Ask Game

🎱 ⇢ post your AO3 total stats  🍓 ⇢ how did you get into writing fanfiction?  🌵 ⇢ share the link to a playlist you love 🕯️ ⇢ on a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you enjoy editing? why is that? 🛼 ⇢ describe your latest wip with five emojis 🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help? 🥤 ⇢ recommend an author or fanfic you love 💌 ⇢ how many unread emails do you have right now?  🌻 ⇢ tag someone you appreciate but don't talk to on a regular basis 🐇 ⇢ do you prefer writing original characters, reader inserts, or a mix of both?  🧃 ⇢ share some personal lore you never posted about before 🎲 ⇢ what stops you from writing more in your free time?  🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings 🧸 ⇢ what's the fastest way to become your mutual? 🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now 📚 ⇢ what's the last thing you wrote down in your notes app?  🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character 🔪 ⇢ what's the weirdest topic you researched for a writing project? 🦷 ⇢ share some personal wisdom or a life hack you swear on ❄️ ⇢ what's your dream theme/plot for a fic, and who would write it best? 🌿 ⇢ give some advice on writer's block and low creativity 🥐 ⇢ name one internet reference that will always make you laugh  🏜️ ⇢ what's your favourite type of comment to receive on your work? 🍦 ⇢ name three good things about a character you hate 🥝 ⇢ do you lie a lot? what's the most recent lie you told? 🦋 ⇢ share something that has been on your heart and mind lately  🦴 ⇢ is there a piece of media that inspires your writing?  🍅 ⇢ give yourself some constructive criticism on your own writing 🐚 ⇢ do you like or dislike surprises? 🪲 ⇢ add 50 words to your current wip and share the paragraph here ☁️ ⇢ what made you choose your username? 🐝 ⇢ tag your biggest supporter(s) and say one nice thing about them 🌸 ⇢ do you have any pets? if you do, post some pictures of them 🎨 ⇢ link your favourite piece of fanart and explain why you like it 🧩 ⇢ what will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately?

#what does avocado have to do with writing??? #why are those the only two options (+a mix) in the rabbit?? #what does juice box have to do with writing (its a stretch at best) #plushie also isnt really writerly #neither is sunflower sorry im backtracking #/the saturn is not fucking writerly/ #books gets a pass #tooth is not writer-specific #croissant is on thin fucking ice #oooooh ice cream is a good question #whats kiwi to do with being a writer #butterfly gets a pass on the account of brainrot #ok conch shell gets a thin ice pass bc it could stretch to cover fanart/fanfic of ur writing #WHATS CLOUD TO DO WITH WRITING #bee gets a pass #flower is bullshit #why is this called 'writers truth or dare' #if like a quater of the questions arent writer-exclusive #the heck #(im just hating for self-entertainment)

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#same but with writing

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nothing canon era fic writers could come up with will ever be as cruel as modern au fic writers putting these guys in the most basic modern scenarios. like he was born to live & die by the blade, his story was over before it began. and you made him take the bus and work a 9 to 5 job

#me #im supposed to be in a modern au #just as much as luffy is #that is to say not at all #''his story was over before it began'' huh

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Can someone tell me where these feminine trans guys with massive tits who wear push-up bras and skimpy outfits that I keep seeing transphobes complain about are? I’d love to see massive tboy boobs.

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divine wrath

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haunted house uquiz by streetlighthalo

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parent-child dynamics are soooo crazy. i love you i resent you i can't stand you i adore you i pity you. and still watching your hair get a little more grey every time i see you makes my stomach feel weird

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heather havrilesky

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in the google doc. straight up "writing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Nothing

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<3

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NICO ROBIN Fashion Appreciation — 5 / ∞

#hmmmmmm #inspiration #dont mind if i do