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emmaisnotspeltma · 3 years
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My salary is so shitty 😒
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pros of being adult:
absolutely nobody is here stopping me from living on garlic baguettes and coca cola four days straight
cons of being adult:
absolutely nobody is here stopping me from living on garlic baguettes and coca cola four days straight 
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emmaisnotspeltma · 3 years
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she sounds so cool I hope she leaves him and has a great life with someone who appreciates her
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emmaisnotspeltma · 3 years
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Messaging about how everyone is an addict bc of the prevalence of e.g. caffeine dependency that aims to destigmatize other addiction (e.g. to illicit drugs) doesn’t really do the trick, unfortunately. It ends up backfiring in the sense that now people feel guilty about their caffeine use and aren’t likely more sympathetic to illicit drug users.
We’ve really got to get to the heart of the matter, which is that people are self-soothing, self-medicating, coping in whatever ways they can find with intolerable circumstances. We’re not bad bc we feel we need caffeine, or a hit, or a drink!! Ever, at all! Let’s ask: in what ways are our basic needs not being met? For sleep, for food, for safety, for connection? Why do we need substances for energy, motivation, or relaxation? To function or to escape?
The substances we call drugs have always been around in some form. Widespread addiction hasn’t. That’s a construct (w some biological components ofc), a way we stigmatize reliance on substances in a world that’s unbearable and whose demands we can’t meet. We don’t want to say “addiction is bad and widespread,” we want to say “why are so many people unable to function in the world as it is?”
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emmaisnotspeltma · 3 years
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non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces
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emmaisnotspeltma · 3 years
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Trump withheld proper COVID aid to Native America and they replied, "Fuck around and find out," and then he sure did.
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emmaisnotspeltma · 3 years
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Fuck Trump & every bitch who supports him
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emmaisnotspeltma · 3 years
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the idea of a straight vampire is very funny to me. like imagine you’re immortal and you aren’t even capable of fully appreciating the good parts of it. all your vampire friends fully understand the Aesthetic and wear dark and flowing clothes and sip blood out of goblets and then there’s just like you wearing….i don’t know. a salmon polo shirt and tan shorts. whatever straight people wear.
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this thread is the absolute holy grail of repeated self owns
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Halloween is approaching… 
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Here’s some baby Daves! I thought they might be needed tonight.
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