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#superstitious post #please #i'm fucking begging at this point

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Musical Madness

Adaptations from this era really changed the game. These squabbling groups can’t save themselves from death or learning some lessons. Up up up to the giants in the sky!

#i will always vote cats

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It's really not, I'm having a bit of a rough day. Could we post-pone until the weekend?

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

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FMAB characters as hilarious headlines

because I got a sudden wave of inspiration

#these are all way too perfect #the certain doom one is literally mustans character motivation word for word #fullmetal alchemist #fmab #fma #funny

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Y'all know how Edward canonically doesn't do the state alchemist reports properly and just makes up some bullshit 36 hours before he has to turn it in. I bet y'all it looks like this-

Like I imagine this is after everything happens. World is saved, governments destroyed. And Mustang just pulls out one of Ed's old reports and grades it like this just to send it to Resembool to fuck with him.

#holy shit #but its all in horrible chicken scratch because it was written with his left hand on a moving train #fullmetal alchemist #fma #fmab #edward elric #roy mustang

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Tolkien started rewriting the Hobbit in the style of LotR, but what I really want is the Silmarillion in the style of the Hobbit. 

#WOW #tolkien #the hobbit #the silmarillion

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Thranduil isn't unkind, he's just unfriendly. 

Unfortunately for him, a lot of people seem to view the words to mean nearly the same thing. 

An unkind person would not have saved the dwarves when they trespassed in his forest and kept them well fed (even by dwarven standards) regardless how unhelpful and rude they had been to him and his people. An unkind person would not have rushed to the aid of a human village, an unkind person would not have taken Gollum from Aragorn and treat him with pity. An unkind person would not have been chosen to be King of a good and kindly people. An unkind person could not have withstood the darkness in Dol Guldur as long as he did. An unkind person would not have raised a son like Legolas.

An unkind person usually goes out of their way to be unkind, Thranduil has many opportunities to do so. And never really does. 

That doesn't mean however, that he's friendly. He won't sugar coat anything no matter who he's talking to, according to some he's blunt and direct to a fault. Like a bolt of lightening. 

He isnt here to make friends, he has enough friends.

He sees no reason for pleasantry chit-chat with people he doesn't know or barely tolerates in the name of being 'Polite.' If he doesn't care about something, you will know very quickly. He isn't here 'to be the bigger person,' there's no time for that. He's here to get shit done, and get it done quickly and accurately. Because there's always at least seven other things wanting his attention. 

And if he hurts your feelings, or ignores all the expected pleasantries and you find it offensive. Well, that sounds like a 'you' problem, doesn't it? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

#tolkien #lotr #the hobbit #thranduil

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#the roystache can burn in hell

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Bind

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

#tumblr game

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The day before his State Alchemist's exam he stumbled into Amestris' one and only Hot Topic and he never looked back.

one of my favorite things about FMA's worldbuilding is that you get to gradually realize how edward elric is the only person who dresses like that

#fullmetal alchemist #fma #fmab #edward elric

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This is really why Spock put Jim on trial

#*snort* #star trek #star trek 2009 #leonard mccoy #spock #nyota uhura #captain kirk

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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

#2005 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

#boop

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#dresser

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in the tags, your sexual orientation and who you play in smash bros

#asexual #aromantic #daisy

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YES I’ve been chased and hissed at by a Canada goose but it doesn’t make me hate them guess I’m just built different

#plot twist theyre hissy and agresdive and weird and thats why i love them #birds #animals #canada geese

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I really hope I didn’t get any of their ranks wrong 

#*snort* #fullmetal alchemist #fma #fmab