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emoticonreview · 4 years

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The Duck

This is a good boi, he smiling very politely. I would allow my daughter duck to marry this handsome boi. I love how the feathers overlap, very nice and the shading is great! No complaints about this boi. 10/10

I’m concerned. He’s seems very frightened, and I’m worried about his and the others ducks safety. They should stay inside. Otherwise, the colouring is a little weird, his head is very gray and the coloured feather should be blue. And while I like the idea of colouring the line art I don’t think it works for this boi, definitely clashing with that horrid gradient. Blink once if your in need of assistance. 4/10

Ok so he’s either dancing or has a broken neck. The lack of emotion in his eyes leads me to the latter unfortunately. I kinda like the thicc line art on this boi, makes the scene more dramatic. His legs are giving me more of a pigeon vibe though. Please someone take him to the hospital. 7/10

This fluff boi seems to have gotten into a bit of an oil spill by the looks of his bill. He’s very shiny for some reason, could it be oil residue or some cleaning product of some sort? The saturation of the colours on his body and on his feet and head don’t really match and it looks as if someone transplanted his legs and head onto the body of another duck. Speaking of his legs, someone definitely copy and pasted those. And his feathers on his tail almost look like they’re growing backwards. Points for being a good ole boi 3/10

Oh my. I love this boi. I love him so much. Look at that face. The new angle is super refreshing. He gives me puppy vibes with that look in his eyes. I love the shading of his back feathers, gives a great illusion of more feathers, this boi made my quarantine better. 100/10

It’s a little flat for my taste, just a little shading would give him more body but I like the angle of his bill, gives me Donald Duck vibes. He is soulless but he’s swimming so I’ll leave him alone to enjoy the water. 3/10

I’m surprised, Facebook usually hits the nail on the head with their animals. There’s just something about him that looks weird, and I’m not really sure what it is. The shading is good, and I love the little tuff of feathers on his tail. I dunno, I don’t hate him I guess. 5/10

I think this boi broke his leg, it’s bending in a very odd way, I hope he’s okay. He also has an irregularly long neck compared to the others as well as a irregularly large bill compared to the size of his head. I like the shade of brown of his feathers and it grows great with the green of his head. He is very dapper, he makes sure to get his feathers groomed weekly. 8/10

What is up with OpenMoji. Why do they do this? It vexes me. Why doesn’t he have any eyes? Why is his bill so small? Why are his legs the small colour as his feathers? I’m not really sure what to say. I’m a little scared of OpenMoji. -8/10

Wow, what a handsome boi. I love the unique take on this one, and he looks very kind. Shading is good, I’m glad it’s not just a gray gradient, that would’ve made him look dead. Pretty sure it’s a goose though. 9/10

Aight so, I don’t post super often here, but with nothing much else to do I’ve got a new motivation. Also feel free to recommend emojis, that could be cool.

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emoticonreview · 4 years

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The Ram

The gray shadows are hideous, like he’s been playing in the ash of his burning farm which he lit on fire for whoever did this too him. You can see the pain in his eye, how dare they downplay those beautiful horns, my condolences my poor boi. 6/10

Wow, what a calming scene, completely destroyed but the horrific gradient on his body. He doesn’t mind though, he simply wishing to tell everyone that it’ll be okay, everything will be a-okay. 10/10

Um. Why is this ram three legged? What happened to him??? WHO DID THIS????? I don’t think Microsoft’s trademark simplistic cartoony style, it just makes his body look like it’s shaped weird. Plus are his horns jaundiced? Is he sick? 3/10 get well soon.

What. A. Good. Boi. He is very sweet and enjoys sugary cereal, specifically cheerios and lucky charms. He is also a fairly young ram judging by his baby face. I like how the shading is gray but it’s not overwhelming like apple, and his horns are just as good. I am a little concerned about his soulless eyes though. 8/10

This looks like a grade A good boi. I can see it in his eyes, he wishes to make people happy. He’s kooky to, his horns are nicely angular and I imagine he allows decorations draped between them for holidays. I like the unique more realistic colour of this ram. 13/10

He is very shy, you must approach him quietly. He’s very insecure about his shape and size, he’s always been smaller than the other rams. But... his eyes tell a different story, he doesn’t care about you, or anyone. He’s dead inside. Plus how can you trust a ram with stump legs like those, how is he supposed to climb mountains with that. 2/10

Wow, Facebook strikes again. This is beautiful, a level of realism that is not often seen in emojis. The horns especially have minute details carving them out to the point where I can almost feel the grooves. The muscles are defined nicely and I can tell he works out. He’s probably the best mountain climber out there. 100/10

This boi looks uncomfortable, and his legs are weirdly separated, like he’s about to take a pee. He is also dead inside, from all the bullying he got as a kid because of that weird spot his hind leg. The airbrushing is not pleasant and I’m disappointed to see it once again. And the horns, while curled nicely are shaded like a smeared skid mark. 1/10, points for colour

Can this even be considered an animal? Just looks like a series of lines with gray surrounding it. Look at that tail, where’s the effort here. No existent apparently, must’ve been eaten by the other, more superior of rams. There’s nothing to say because there’s barely anything there. 0/10

This is obviously a ram from hell, the gray atrocious shading is a tell tale sign. He serves The demons and hides the blood he shed in his thicc coat of wool. The demons aren’t very nice they don’t prioritize his wool maintenance. -666/10

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emoticonreview · 5 years

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The Tumbler

The shading around the glass is super dark, kinda reminds me of some LG emojis. I like the translucency of the scotch/whiskey, very effective. The glass itself is kinda boring tho. 7/10

This shading makes no sense whatsoever. The scotch/whiskey is much too dark at the top. The ice cubes would have been a good idea, if they were done even remotely well. The glass is really bad, it’s just bad. I’m disappointed. 1/10

I love the bold vector style of this, it works really well! The glass is really simplistic with just one tone of shade. I love the size and the way the ice cube is shaded, the silhouette is very good! I like the way they shaded the inside of the glass. Very good. 9/10

I don’t like this. The gray shading is too dark and you can’t see the other side of the ice cube, scotch/whiskey isn’t opaque like that. Why does the glass look uneven? Very unpleasant. 0/10

I really like this one! The gray isn’t too bad and it’s only a short distance before the gradient starts. The translucency of the scotch/whiskey is super awesome! You can see the bottom of the glass. Very pleasant. 10/10

Disgusting. I hate it. It’s not even a cylinder. It’s like they didn’t even try. Utter disappointment. Points for the ice cube -1/10

Facebook coming through againnnnn. The shading is amazing, essentially no gray at all. The highlight looks really nice. I do prefer it on the rocks tho. 9.69/10

Something about this makes me uncomfortable. The glass doesn’t really convey the fact that it’s a cylinder. The liquid also doesn’t look shaded right. 4/10. I don’t really know what’s bothering me about this.

I feel like they are trying to do for the vector style and they are failing incredibly. The ice cubes are literally so flat that I’m about to believe the earth is flat. The didn’t even try to shade the scotch/whiskey. -420/10

It’s empty? I guess the shading is ok but it’s a little boring. The gray is still too gray. 5/10. Nothing special.

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emoticonreview · 5 years

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The Rooster

This is a stand up rooster. He is non-discriminatory and hangs with the cows. In thanks they give his feathers a cow lick. The shading is pretty good, it’s subtle around the neck but still shows the feathers. His legs look a little short tho. 8/10

Be nice this rooster was traumatized as a young chick. The gradient on the neck is atrocious, I hate it. The tail is very full and organized. His head is extremely small compared to his body and I’m a little concerned for his wellbeing. 6.9420/10

Now this is a good boi. He’s on his way to tend to his chicks like a good father. I love the simplicity that Microsoft used, and the black bold lines were working until the tail. 9/10

Another nice tail, very voluminous. This is the first rooster who has a visible wing and they did it wrong. The shading is horrible, why is his wing detached??? Plus it weirdly looks upside down. 4.75/10

That’s how you do a wing, very nice and cohesive with the rest of the rooster. The clean cartoony style works really well here, he is a good boi. Compliment him on his tail, he’s insecure about its size. 9.78/10

A very simple boi, which works for the most part. Except the feet. It looks like some took two baby fingers and attached them together. They are a disgrace against this cute bean. 3/10 I’m sorry

Facebook at it again with the amazing detail, shading, and overall content. They seem to get animals and inanimate objects right but struggle with the human face aspects. Wonder why????? (It’s the lizard) 10/10

A very proud rooster. He intimidates the other rooster on the farm with his large comb (yes that’s what it’s called, I looked it up). His tail is often used as a weapon against his challengers. 8.5/10

Watch out this rooster is about to deliver feces from a website he lovingly called hisbutt.com. His eyes have no guilt or life in them, you cannot talk him out of doing anything. The black lines around him are abhorred paired with the perpetual gray brown shading. I hate it. -35/10

Ummmmm... who released the apocalyptic harbinger of evil into this world??? Next time please shut the door fully in you way out mom. He doesn’t have feathers he’s just lumpy by the looks of that shading. He must have been dipped in oil to get that colour on both his comb, wattles (seriously who comes up with these names), and his feet. -666/10

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emoticonreview · 5 years

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The Foot

This isn’t horrible, kind of a weird angle I must say. But the shading isn’t hideous. The toes look pretty realistic, I’m not mad at it. 8/10

Oh... no. That gradient is so horrible it hurts. The length between the ankle and the toes is way too long. Don’t even get me started on the toes, they just look wrong. -1/10

I actually like the simplicity of this, and the huge bold lines are working for it. It looks like an off brand athletic company. I like it, would buy. 9.5/10

The ankle is either broken or dislocated, it’s way to low. This shading is absolutely abhorred, I hate it. The toes are just rubbing me the wrong way. 0/10 get me out.

Ummmmmm... is anyone gonna tell apple? 7/10 points taken for unoriginality.

The toes are completely offending in every way possible. It’s just boring. 2/10 points for lineless.

Why is this so good??? The pose is giving me action, the shading is ridiculous, the toes are pretty accurate. I love everything about it. It’s beautiful. 1000/10

The toes are so tiny and basically the same size. The foot is also way to long again. The only good thing about this is the ankle. Smh. 3/10

Everything is wrong. The ankle is tooooo low, the toes are so long, and the shading comes from hell itself. This is the foot of a demon. -666/10

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emoticonreview · 5 years

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The Bug

There is a great amount of detail that was put into this caterpillar, and then they added boring gray stripes. I like the little furs on him, although he looks more like a cactus than a caterpillar. 6/10

This boi looks into your soul with his own souless eye, and ruins your life with that horrendous gradient. He looks like he needs help. 1/10 please help him

This guy is on an adventure and wants us to come with him. We say no because of his suspicious beak. 3/10

He protec, he attac, and most importantly he give pats. The kindness I see in his nice gives me hope for the future. The diarrhea coloured gradient shows me that it’s false hope. 8/10 he’s still cute.

The length is off as if he was half eaten by a predator and lived as two like worms do. The shading is magnificent, although his eyes looks too low on his none existent head. 5/10

The moisture has completely left this bug and left him as a purple dead carcass with empty eyes. His arms (legs?) are reaching out to suck the life out of any living creature close. 0/10

This is the goodest boi I’ve ever seen. He lives his life as a caterpillar boi who enjoys helping others. I love the different perspective he’s drawn from, plus it’s done very well!! I’m blown away by the effort that has gone into making this boi. 10000000/10

The beansprout as his antennae while cute are inaccurate. And why does he have lips and a mouth???? This boi has also been half eaten by a predator and has lost the end of his body. 0/10

What the hell is this creature of evil????? He must be vanquished immediately. He was made in the bowels of hell to serve his lord for the rest of his life. He will kill you. -666/10

This thicc boi wants nothing more than to give you a hug. He will be there for you any time of the day and comfort you. The shading is minimal but affective, it makes him like he’ll walk right up to you and ask you how you are. 10/10 a smol bean.

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The Zombie

He looks like he’s been drinking milk from the looks of that stache. Those fingers give me the chills. The bald spots are a nice touch. 7/10

Why is the thumb so short compared to the other fingers??? The hair looks like a bird is only beginning to make a nest. 3/10

Are we sure this is a zombie? This looks more like Frankenstein’s son to me. He was born without arms. 4/10

The eyebrows make me believe that this is Team Rockets dead third member. The hands are pretty good as well as the shading. 8/10

I like the addition of the teeth and the eyelid is giving me all nighter flashbacks. The hands tho, they have ruined my entire life, they are the most atrocious thing I’ve ever seen. -666/10

Did someone gnaw a crunch out of his shoulder???? Hold up is this Voldemort’s little brother? 0/10

Wow. Just wow. The work that was put into this emoji is something that could bring a zombie back alive. This is a masterpiece. 100/10

This zombie has pink eye and is at the doctors, he asked him to say ah. The doctor is also concerned about his hands, they’re gonna need an x-ray. 1/10

Meet Shreks rejected child, he’s gonna grab your face with his nub fingers. He also has Donkey lick his hair for a nice ‘style’ . 2.35/10

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emoticonreview · 5 years

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The Selfie

The hand is in the right position and I like that the thumb is ready to press the camera button. Do the fingers look a little like uncheesed cheetos to you?? 5/10

The camera is facing a good direction but the arm is resembling a smol child’s arm and the gradient on the hand hurts my eyes. 3/10

I kinda like the blockyness of this and the little action lines are adorable! The hand is giving me lego vibes thooo. 7/10

The arm looks a little broken to me for some reason and the thumb is wayyyyy to thin it’s beginning to mould to the phone, which had a very crooked screen, this makes me uncomfortable. 0/10

I actually like this one a lot, it’s different than the others and looks much more natural. I like the position of the hand and how the shirt is not defying gravity. Beautiful. 10/10

Ummmmmm...... the fingers????? The fingers have broken like my soul when I saw this emoji I’m deeply offended by this. -100/10.

The creases in the shirt are a nice touch with pretty decent shading. The thumb and hand are positioned correctly, overall not burning my eyes. 9.5/10

The fingers are tiny and the thumb and palm are ginormous. Not pleasant. 1/10

The wrist is definitely broken here and the pinky has been stunted in its growth. The black lines are as pointy as the wrist jutting out. Points for originality. 4/10

There’s a person in the phones reflection!!!! That makes up for the incorrect amount of fingers on the hand. 8/10

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