emotrashfire

[emotrashfire]

[emotrashfire]

How's my makeup looking

#gay #makeup #soft goth

[emotrashfire]

All leap years are election years

What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date

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What do I google to find these images

All the listicles are wrong – the actual best meme of 2020 is putting a random large, face-concealing object over your head, striking a dramatic pose with whatever vaguely weapon-like object is nearest to hand, and pretending you’re a Dark Souls boss.

[emotrashfire]

YOU HAVE SINNED

I just saw somebody abbreviate Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts as #kataow, and the first thing that that popped into my head was “isn’t that the noise Lightning McQueen makes?”

#media #kipo and the age of wonderbeasts #cartoons #memes

[emotrashfire]

What's with all the life jacket talk?

*astral projects into your dreams and explains the different classifications of USGS approved life jackets and compels you to wear the appropriate fit on the water at all times even if you can swim and think you won’t need one*

[emotrashfire]

Using this for a school project

You and your significant other are running for your lives from a slasher killer. Suddenly your partner ducks into a door and locks it behind them leaving you behind. You slump against the door preparing for the worst. The killer walks up and says “Wow what a jerk. You ok?”

#funny #writing prompts #writing

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Catch me doing this

Start with a protagonist of average height and gradually make them a tiny bit shorter in each subsequent chapter. Find excuses to explicitly call attention to their height in every chapter so that there are no sudden jumps and the difference between any two adjacent chapters is plausibly deniable. See how long it takes your audience to notice.

#media #art #writing #the incredible shrinking protagonist

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Saving this for later

Mute this. The music is annoying.

Follow @brattylikestoeat for more.

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This whole movie deadass slaps holy shit

seeing all the 14-17 y/o queer kids who don’t know what v for vendetta is.... u mean the blockbuster film written by two trans women about a masked vigilante who decides to singlehandedly take down a fascist alternate version of england set in the distant year of 2020... and his driving force was getting justice for a lesbian who he never met but whose diary he found, who was separated from her wife before being killed by said fascist gov.... and it stars natalie portman.... okay

#v for vendetta #movie recommendation

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I'll be thinking about this tonight.

john mulaney. strong resemblance to that goosebumps ventriloquist doll, right?

[emotrashfire]

The future isn't all bad.

i know the phrase “i’ll spit on your grave” is usually more of a metaphor, but there is a 100% chance trump’s grave will be open to the public (bc narcissist). and therefore a 100% chance that at some point in my lifetime i will visit it, solely for the purpose of dropping a big gooby wet one. 

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tumblr is quite odd you could post the word 'raisin' and get like 30k notes

no it would have to be like, another corn flaek situation

so like, if you made terrifying deepfried art of slenderman holding a handful of grapes & labelled it “RAISAN,” that might get notes

[emotrashfire]

That's a false comparison.

You can disagree about whether there's a God, or about which God there is.

Black people and LGBT people exist. You can't disagree about that.

[emotrashfire]

*sad pansexual noises*

LGBTV

(These are entirely free to use for whatever you please, with credit and if the DNI doesn’t apply to you!)

#pansexual #television #art #aesthetic

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Reposting this so I don't lose it

#water reminder #drink water

[emotrashfire]

If you look like this dm me

#gay #memes #tlok #huan beifong #thirsty #emo