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Don't Just leave this on the tags

do you guys want to see one of my favorite pieces of superman art that i almost never see people share

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ok so hear me out

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Important safety information about the eclipse on Monday

You *can* remove the eclipse glasses during totality; not before or after.

If you find yourself falling apart instead of falling in love, turn around, bright eyes.

It is no longer considered best practice to cut the beating heart out of a human chest at the top of a pyramid to bring the sun back; nowadays, they just short out a LUCAS device.

If you are imprisoned by an evil bishop, break out, and look for a hawk and a wolf who are in love.

Most critically - No matter what, do not buy any strange and exotic plants which mysteriously appear during the eclipse.

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Much obliged, my lovely @neonaeon <3

Thanks and obrigada for the tag @lovvecherrymotion <3

ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?: After an orisà. Mother made a promise to get pregnant

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: I think it was last week, on the Good Friday, reading a beautiful angsty fic.

DO YOU HAVE KIDS?: A boy. Cannot say little boy anymore, he's already taller than me.

WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY/HAVE PLAYED?: I played basketball at school for a brief time, then I did 6 years of karate. Currently just going to the gym to hold Death at bay.

DO YOU USE SARCASM?: Why, I never!

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?: The eyes and the voice (I'm a sucker for low voices)

WHAT'S YOUR EYE COLOUR?: dark brown

SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?: Scary movies, but I like happy endings when reading

ANY TALENTS?: Not really =.=' I have a nice "newscaster" style of voice when presenting or recording, I guess?

WHERE WERE YOU BORN?: extreme south of Brazil

WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES?: reading, watching looong video essays about topics that I don't really have any use for, writing (although I haven't for a while), cross stitch embroidery (when I have money for the materials).

DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?: I have a beautiful black mutt; her name is Kai-Lan and she sheds like a motherfucker.

HOW TALL ARE YOU?: 1,58m/5'18"ft (a pocket size kreacher)

FAVOURITE SUBJECT AT SCHOOL?: literature and history. At uni, fell in love with linguistics.

DREAM JOB?: The dream is to not NEED a job per se. But if I have to work, then a book translator or a voice actor.

Tagging @violent138, @chibireaper and @duchessastarte if you'd like to play!

15 questions

Thank you @wodkapudding for tagging me 💚

ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?: Nope.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: Fully cried? Sometime early/mid March, probably while reading fanfic. Teared up a lot? Joker Out Hamburg gig, during Everybody's Waiting (which they played directly after Padam, so I was already emotional). Might have teared up again during Novi Val. Also maybe sometime after, but nothing I remember distinctly.

DO YOU HAVE KIDS?: No, and I never will.

WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY/HAVE YOU PLAYED?: Zumba (my love <3), I used to do Bo-Jutsu (martial art where you hit each other with 1.80m sticks, it's really fun), Taekwondo, self-defense, swimming. I might take up any of those again, or maybe go dancing again.

DO YOU USE SARCASM?: Me? Nope, never, totally not, why would you think that?

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?: Fashion vibes? Idk if that makes sense, but I'm hugely into fashion, so I often remember people by what they wear vibe-wise. Also anything distinct, like unusual hair color or hairstyle. And, weirdly enough, height? Not like in measurements, but how tall they are in comparison to me, or sth, idk.

WHAT'S YOUR EYE COLOUR?: blue-grey.

SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?: Happy endings for movies. I don't watch horror movies, but I do like horror books sometimes. But usually, I do love a happy ending. Sad stuff in books is cool too, occasionally.

ANY TALENTS?: Teaching, at least when it comes to computer science and math, in the sub-fields that I'm good at. I also (at least so far) have quite an easy time learning new languages. Oh, and I can slaypose haha

WHERE WERE YOU BORN?: Somewhere near Hamburg, Germany.

WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES?: learning Dutch, reading (currently a lot into queer non-fiction, and always into sci-fi), meeting my friends (esp. for coffee), talking to friends online, zumba, fashion (thinking about it, playing a fashion game, making outfits irl, thinking about fashion diys that I'll hopefully get to when my flat is more decorated and feels like mine, as I moved just a bit ago. (also I'm looking forward to my friend C. teaching me how to use a sewing machine)). is having brainrot on tumblr a hobby? oh and occasionally writing too (fanfic, essays, rambling, fashion analysis)

DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?: I very briefly had kittens, turns out they are not good for my mental health. I like owning plants and that's it.

HOW TALL ARE YOU?: 1.77m.

FAVOURITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL?: French, Math, Computer Science. Fun fact, my French has gotten veeery rusty because I barely used it since I graduated school (and I guess the part of my brain that stores French is slowly getting overwritten by Dutch lol).

DREAM JOB?: Professor in computer science. Or, if that is a bit far-reached, researcher in computer science with some teaching responsibilities. I love research, I love writing papers, but I really really love teaching. Some little part of my brain screams something about fashion, but honestly, that can stay a hobby ^^

Tagging @echoes-of-mia @c28hunter @ne-spivay-ranenko @theraggedygirl11 @mogoce-nocoj @occhi-verdi-come-il-mare @krukel (as always, no pressure to anyone <3 )

#ask game

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Never said I was wife material, tbh 🤷🏾‍♀️

(and I took It seriously, I swear!)

guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.

THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929

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Clark: Why do I always miss the gossip missions?

#i love sully-s style so much!! #art #fanart #sully-s #superbat

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Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

please, please and please.

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hard to believe there are actually people out there who think that big noses are ugly and unattractive … like what the fuck is wrong with you ?

#i think a big nose adds such life and a sense of character to someone's face #regardless of gender

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Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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Help, he is quoting™ to the guys. I can't.

So, we have a new production manager (he started ~3 weeks ago). We already had a... situation envolving comments made between the guys during a job (basically some ranting about how one of the sales person bends over backwards for one of the clients, to the detriment of the workers) reaching upper management and creating a bit of awkwardness.

(My view of the situation is basically "what is said among the lowest doesn't have to reach the ears of the highest")

Well, I was at the bathroom, and heard new guy talking with another colleague about how he was reading Machiavelli's "The Prince", and how it was such an amazing resource for management.

Hn.

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So, we have a new production manager (he started ~3 weeks ago). We already had a... situation envolving comments made between the guys during a job (basically some ranting about how one of the sales person bends over backwards for one of the clients, to the detriment of the workers) reaching upper management and creating a bit of awkwardness.

(My view of the situation is basically "what is said among the lowest doesn't have to reach the ears of the highest")

Well, I was at the bathroom, and heard new guy talking with another colleague about how he was reading Machiavelli's "The Prince", and how it was such an amazing resource for management.

Hn.

#personal #work woes

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THE WAY THIS IS ACTUALLY THE PLOT OF SO MANY SUPERBAT FAN FICTIONS OUT THERE???

AND YOURE GOING TO TELL ME THEYRE NOT GOING TO FLIRT AND KISS???

YOURE LYING

#I guess DC is not even trying to disguise it anymore at this point

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Greetings bugs and worms!

This comic is a little different than what I usually do but I worked real hard on it—Maybe I'll make more infographic stuff in the future this ended up being fun. Hope you learned something new :)

If you are still curious and want to learn more about OCD, you can visit the International OCD Foundation's website. I also recommend this amazing TED ED video "Starving The Monster", which was my first introduction to the disorder and this video by John Green about his own experience with OCD.

The IOCDF's website can also help you find support groups, therapy, and has lots of online guides and resources as well if you or a loved one is struggling with the disorder. It is very comprehensive!

Reblog to teach your followers about OCD

(But also not reblogging doesn't make you evil, silly goose)

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Wanderlust

@frownyalfred @the-pen-pot @suzukiblu

Quick ! Think of a word you like ! 

Not necessarily your favorite word, it doesn’t even have to be a word you usually like ! Just a word that right now, at this moment, you look at and think “ooh what about this one”.

It can be a word you find funny, pretty, strange, scary, anything really ! You don’t need to tell me why you choose that word (though I’d love to know if you want to tell me), just give me a word ! 

(It’d be lovely if we made this into a chain but there’s no pressure <3)

uhhhhh sanguine? (literally the only word that popped up into my head rn but it’s prettyyy and sounds like summer to me in some inexplicable way 😌✨)

oh sure! Tagging @daydream-of-a-wallflower @silence-between-seconds @re-is-back-in-black @jaaklops @annotated-catastrophe @vintagetee13 @cherryswift13 @dandelions-fly-in-summer-skies @lost-in-reveriie @moonlightt444 @art-of-fools @good-oldfashioned-lover-girl @addsalwayssick @miseryoforpheus @justafanbutcurious + anyone else who’d like to join in :)

(but no pressure ofc <3)

#cause you guys are such wonderful wordsmiths I think it will be fun!

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I have this fic idea stuck in my mind.

So Clark gets hit with a magic that makes him not remember his lover (which was Bruce) but just remember Bruce as his friend. I'm craving for the scene where Bruce leans in for a casual kiss and Kal just pulls away and horrified at what Bruce was doing Bruce will definitely be hurt and very confused at the start, and then finds out about the magic effect and eventually accepts it.

PLOT TWIST that the magic wears off once the lover dies. So after Bruce dies in a battle, Clark holding his dying form in his arms, and Clark just gets the huge amount of emotions and memories rushing back into him and just consuming him as Bruce dies. More and more memories floats back as Bruce dies. He just floats in midair, dazed while tears flowing down as he remembers everything.

Dialogs throughout the fic will just be Bruce light heartedly joking "how will you remember me?" And Clark would just answer "best friend" or "ally" whatever. Then on the last scene as Bruce breath his last breath, he whispers in kal's ears

"Don't remember me, Clark. Forget me."

*as Clark remembers absolutely everything*

Sorry idk why this got SO LONG LMAO

That last line took me out at the knees. Thanks anon, I wasn’t going to enjoy my Sunday or anything 😭😭😭

#I feel entitled to compensation for inordinate ammounts of suffering after that ending #whyyyyyyyyyy #the ANGST

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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

#manifesting #i'm almost there