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Weird fact: there's kind of a divide in the car fucker community where the guys (it's all guys) who full on fuck the cars tend to be straight (and accordingly treat the cars as feminine) but the guys who get off on breathing in exhaust fumes/smoke tend to be gay (and accordingly have fantasies about other men revving their cars into their faces). There's definitely something psychosexual going on there.

i love learning new things on tumblr dot com

#can i unlearn please

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#not even gonna lie #one of my worst fears

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Oh that social faux pas you committed? Nobody remembered that. Nobody remembered how you stuttered or went off topic or said something embarrassing. Well, nobody except the sorcerer who saw you do it. Yeah, he saw it. He cursed you to remembered to forever too. Yeah that’s the only reason why you still think about it. Kill the sorcerer to win.

#oh theres like 50 sorcerers i need to kill #but alas i am lazy

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I’ve been skimming John Francis Daley’s (director on D&D: Honor Among Thieves) twitter and I continue to be so completely blown away by the movie’s commitment to practical effects and/or minimized CGI where feasible. I mean holy shit look at all this

#watched it not too long ago and #??? #how?? #it all looks so good #honestly would recommend #10/10 movie #dnd movie #honor among thieves

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[ID: A “This Barbie is” generated movie poster with a photo of a hand pointing directly toward you and the caption edited to read “This Barbie is not working on their WIPs.” End ID]

#hehe woops

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Aliens: Wow you guys sure are completely normal and not at all indescribably horny.

NASA *beating the alien fuckers with a broom*: Yep. Just a completely normal species. no inappropriate lusting for extraterrestrial booty here, no sir. 

#please let the aliens come #tired of humanity #please please please let them come

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new wings.

> my art tag

#AH #thats so good #I love it #deer #pond #? how to tag affectively?

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the wretched abomination known as the minotaur has discovered some chalk

#I uh...yeah #I love this #that's it #that's the meme

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Who’s your Pokémon partner? [200 possibilities]

Welcome, young trainer, to the Pokémon laboratory! I’m Professor Bayberry and here the Pokémon partner selection process works a little differently — instead of the trainer picking the Pokémon, the Pokémon picks the trainer. Why don’t you sit down and answer a few questions while we wait to see which of our many Pokémon chooses you?

— [ it’s finally done! head’s up, this is a long quiz, 44 questions! art credit here ]

#cutiefly #I'm not really a Pokemon gal #but this was super fun

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#dnd mood #dice #dnd

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hannibal: why yes will this is a "five guys" burger

will: im going to shank you

#hannibal #will

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#took me a minute

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The Homes of Hidden Animals Series by Jeniak

This artist on Instagram // Twitter

#animals #mythical #yeah #vibes

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I wanted to create my own Christmas movie 🎄

#I might've already reblogged this #but who cares #I love it

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(ง’̀-‘́)ง

#dino #dinosaurs! #love them #so cute

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Unmute !

#yeah I vibe with this

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“not everything has to be gay” it does actually

#and thats a fact