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#I'm gen z #but the dee da diddy do song and peanut butter jelly time had a GRIP on my psyche as a kid

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that fucking chrome dinosaur

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This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are. 

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lord the peasants are so loud today

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life advice: if ur cishet male friends dont let u call them babygirl theyre not worth it. but also this is dangerous bc then u’ll buy them a coffee at starbucks and they’ll say thank u daddy and u will automatically respond ur welcome babygirl and then the entire starbucks will be staring at u bc it is 2:45pm on a wednesday. this may happen multiple times. do with this what u will

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Middle-aged magical girl.

She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired.

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"Stardew is so relaxing" can not be me. I'm sweating. I've maximized the perfect time to upgrade my tools while going to catch seasonal fish. I got a pig to give me truffle with a 1 day margin of error (I had to upgrade the barn twice and buy a pig in 12 days). I've currently got 4 rabbits trapped and will execute them individually if they do not give me a foot by the end of winter. I'm stalking the beaches like batman awaiting a nautilus. I will complete this community center by the end of the year so help me stardew gods. I've talked to the towns folks maybe three times since moving in. Penny and Elliot are my only friends because I had their favorite gifts in my inventory and realized it was their birthday while checking the board. I accept no time lost. Winter is here. I shall not rest.

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Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

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they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

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vlad_shevchenko

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what are you gonna do with that big paw? gonna boop me? better make it count. better make it hurt. better kill me in one shot.

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my theory is that boops are so great because they are fullfilling two very deep-seated desire of tumblr users: 1. being able to interact with your mutuals without actually having to talk to each other and 2. being very annoying

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fuck due dates i wish nothing was ever due

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Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

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war never changes