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[enbde]

i found your tumblr almost 2 years ago and everytime i feel down or have a bad day, i read a random post of yours and my day gets slightly better. your creativity is amazing. 💚

Ah thank you! That's so sweet, I'm happy you still come back here for a laugh. :)) This blog is sort of defunct right now but at least there's a good backlog of content

[enbde]

thanks to you everytime i see an alien jungwoo fanfic i combust.

I'm sorry for this compulsive combustion issue. You should seek medical attention

[enbde]

The steady dripeth is wo'rse than a drenching raineth

-📍

Hear ye, hear ye

#📍

[enbde]

took your which nct dream member is likely to kill you quiz and i am cool with jemain hugging me into the next life (✨accidently✨), thank you so much for your service.

You are welcome, enjoy the afterlife

[enbde]

The new rookies look great however I am concerned about Jisung's mental state if any of them are born after 2002 as I am pretty sure he is unaware that people younger than him exist.

I believe they are all older than he is so we won't have to worry. But also, I'm sure he is aware of the existence of children. Doesn't do much to assuage the fears, mind you, but still

[enbde]

Do you think Mark Lee is virgin?

Allow me to direct you to where I have answered this

Do I think things have changed for him? The skies have not told me...

[enbde]

Your svt as virgins/not virgins post had me cackling it’s so fucking funny

The truth can be hilarious sometimes, yes

[enbde]

Have you seen the new sm rookies clips? What do you think? - 😼

I can't help but notice how they've isolated Shohei into an empty pool. Perhaps he is dangerous. Perhaps he has to be sequestered because he contains horrors unimaginable. We shall wait to see.

#😼

[enbde]

STOP WHY ARE U SO FUNNY I'M CRYING AND IT'S 7:06AM

Anytime after 7:00am is the perfect time to start crying

[enbde]

hello my dear enbde,

i love you so much. every time i feel down i come to your blog and all my mental illnesses are cured <3 you inspire me. if someone asked me: gay son or thot daughter, i'd say enbde. i will name my first born after you. i go completely jaehyun every time i leave your blog. my world is empty without you.

love, 🐀

I would be fine to have a young rat named after me. A noble rodent, if a little crusty. Happy you're having fun

#🐀

[enbde]

hello my dearest enbde. It is I, baecobjae formerly m4rshm4llow. Tumblr has succeeded in capturing me in its crevices once again. How are you.

Welcome back to the fold. Under a new alias, yet still the same. I am well

[enbde]

whenever people ask you "where did x random trait in y idol come from" i just laugh because your brain is so amazingly wired. like, if you get it you get it if you don't you don't, sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's just the truth. Nothing is random, everything is connect. There is a reason for everything.

[enbde]

i love you

I thank you

[enbde]

yo i don’t mean to be an opp (and idk if u care) but i think someone stole ur svt love languages thing on wattpad 😭 i’m assuming it’s not u cause they have their socials listed and tumblr isn’t there but if this is u pls disregard this 💀 it’s @/mintokyoon and their book seventeen reactions

Why is Wattpad such a cesspool of plagarism.

I've reported it. If anyone reading this has any reactions or anything on their own blog, maybe take a look through theirs because there are a lot.

[enbde]

ok but where did the jun rave personality come from?? i'm genuinly curious I thought he was the shy one lol

Introverts can rave too

[enbde]

Kinda random but I was just wondering where the running joke about jaehyun + crying is from? I keep seeing it in these joke scenarios

Well, the originator is Jaehyun himself being a closeted sad boi, but the first place I experienced it was @cryingjaehyunscenarios

[enbde]

Depends on if I have to pay rent or not. Free housing? Hell yea -😼

Absolutely not free. In this economy? Have you seen the gas prices lately?

#😼 anon