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encantoincorrectquotes · 10 hours ago
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Dolores: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Camilo: My record is four, but I think can do it.
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encantoincorrectquotes · a day ago
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Pepa: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!
Bruno: Bet you I can!
Julieta: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
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encantoincorrectquotes · 3 days ago
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Luisa: So what’s the plan?
Mirabel: I don’t know. You’re smart, *points at Isabela * they’re mean, come up with something
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encantoincorrectquotes · 6 days ago
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Bruno: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes.
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encantoincorrectquotes · 6 days ago
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Bruno: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
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encantoincorrectquotes · 8 days ago
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Mirabel: Don't go to the kitchen.
Luisa: Why?
Mirabel: I saw a spider.
Luisa: Well, did you kill it?
Mirabel: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...
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encantoincorrectquotes · 9 days ago
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Mirabel : Hey, Joe said he's coming over this afternoon.
Luisa: Cool.
Mirabel: Do you know who Joe is?
Luisa: JOE MAMA!
Isabela, not even looking up from their phone: Damn, that backfired.
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encantoincorrectquotes · 9 days ago
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Mirabel : Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Camilo: But are you shuffling?
Mirabel : Everyday.
Alma: What language are you two speaking??
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encantoincorrectquotes · 12 days ago
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Isabela: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Mirabel: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Isabela: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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encantoincorrectquotes · 13 days ago
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Camilo: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Dolores: Go the fuck to sleep
Camilo: What gif I don't want to?
Dolores: Fuck You
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encantoincorrectquotes · 14 days ago
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Bruno, near tears: Please, Camilo , I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!
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encantoincorrectquotes · 14 days ago
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Camilo: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Dolores, not looking up from her book: Spear.
Camilo: BLOCKED.
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encantoincorrectquotes · 15 days ago
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Camilo : Ow!
Mirabel: What’s wrong?
Camilo : I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.
Mirabel: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was five.
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encantoincorrectquotes · 15 days ago
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Felix : Pepa is playing hard to get.
Felix : Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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encantoincorrectquotes · 17 days ago
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Camilo: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Alma: Wasn't Mirabel with you?
Mirabel: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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encantoincorrectquotes · 17 days ago
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Mirabel: We need a distraction.
Isabela: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Camilo, whispering: My time has come
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encantoincorrectquotes · 20 days ago
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Bruno: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--
[translation: I’M SORRY]
Pepa: What's that?
Bruno: Remorse code.
Pepa: I'm even angrier now.
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