-The Madrigals as things my friends have said-
Alma- “I think lying to children is very important”
Julieta- “Bold of you to assume I’M the responsible one. Actually bold of you to assume there is a responsible one”
Pepa- “I’m actually famous, I played the twister in The Wizard Of Oz. No pictures please”
Bruno- “I am ready to take my rightful place amongst the dumpster rats”
Agustin- “My brain doesn’t work, obviously, but I do have eyeballs and hair, so I’ve got that going for me.”
Felix- "I already have three but I wanted other one. That sounds like I have them in my basement. This would be worse if I was talking about children”
Isabela- “I can’t be seen caring about people, it’s bad for my brand.”
Dolores- “I just overheard someone talking about how they want to overthrow the government and I am in full support.”
Luisa- “Can you ‘gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss’ your way to therapy?”
Camilo- "wait, wait, do armadillos have gender? if they have gender I don't want them"
Mirabel- “why does it smell so aggressively fruity in here?”
Antonio- “I want you all to know I love you very dearly but I would be willing to trade all of your lives right now to pet that dog”
(also stole this idea from @incorrect-encanto-quotes so please go follow him, he is cool)
WhAt ArE yOuR PoWeRs?
jUsT tElL uS wHaT eVeRyOnE cAn dO!
....and that's why coffee's for grown-ups!
Luisa: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!
Isabela: Ok, Luisa, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?
Isabela: ...You're ready.
Camilo: Oh, here’s my award for the ‘Most Rules Broken’!
Dolores: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from Abulea.
Camilo, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!
Mirabel: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives in that house?
Antonio: His cats' names are Walter and Rose.
Mirabel: That's not what I asked.
Antonio: That’s the information I have.
Pepa: My heart is guarded but like… very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.
Antonio: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.
Camilo: Hello all, tis I, your favorite person.
Mirabel: Actually, Antonio is my favorite.
Camilo: Okay then, tis I, that bitch.
Camilo, texting Dolores: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…
Dolores’ phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.
Dolores, texting back: Fuck you.
Abuela: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!
Camilo: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!
Camilo: I need to feed my Neopets!
Mirabel: Enough! How dare you mock me like that!?
Isabela: How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.
my pin is Agustin’s natural predator
Camilo: Don’t worry, I have a permit.
Felix: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.
Julieta: Are you having another depressive episode?
Bruno: A depressive episode?
Bruno: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.
*Mirabel recording whilst Camilo and Isabela are arguing*
Camilo: HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!
Mirabel: *wheezes like a tea kettle*
Isabela, pulling out a knife: I'm gonna stab them.
Camilo: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG?
Isabela: It's my favorite movi-
Camilo: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, ISABELA!
Isabela: I'm not fighting with you, I'm not fighting with y-
Camilo: GROW UP, BRO. GROW UP!
this blog supremacy.
your blog supremacy
Isabela, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Luisa, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Camilo, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Dolores, appalled: Call the exorcist.