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#the murderbot diaries

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It's nuts that Antarctica is just down there. On this planet. With me. I want to know what's going on in there

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Murderbot: "I wish I could punch you in the face."

ART: "I wish you could try."

They are such besties, their relationship is so!!!

#the murderbot diaries

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call it what u will, identifying with an animal is one of the most ancient and universal human experiences. the oldest known depiction of a human has a lions head. i am being dead serious when i say there are few things in this world more normal than being a furry

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#like its not spectacular but also i could be at work so it could be worse #ty for asking us op

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#i could rely on you to kill someone with me #i feel like youre pretty reliable and also have experience looking up nefarious shit for fics #i was torn between that and your autism is an inspiration to us all

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i hate facing the consequences of my hubris. this is bullshit

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Call me a bucket full of pennies the way having sex with me is difficult and painful for others

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Don't confuse labor value theft with goodness.

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women tolerate me but they really like it when im in pain or lost and desperate in a cave. odd but i would never question women

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LMAO

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Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again

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i don't know if its physically possible to ignore the dog

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I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.

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One time this man approached me in a bar talking in Spanish. So I assumed he was Spanish and we started speaking, we had a whole ass conversation and at some point he was like. So what part of Spain are you from? And I said well I’m Italian actually. What part of Spain are you from? And he was like. I’m Greek.