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drake?

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charity shops are sooooooooo sexy i love them you guys should marry and support your charity shops

#spent 31 quid in one today. no regrets #literally bought 3 books but like one of them alone on ebay would have been well over forty quid because its in such good condition #redacted charity shop name in my town i love you i will love you forever never gonna stop

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

#gender confusion #yeah you know what. makes sense

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bro: im literally not gay and in love with my roommate, what????

also bro:

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I am starting to obsess over the poetic twinks

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'will your handwiritng is astounding it looks like a team has come together to write it!'

#oh boy if you knew #they did! #giggling in my head a little #did system #actually did #said by our history teacher

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oh my god never fucking hiccup with a binder on im dying

#begging them to stop i despise hiccups with every part of my being #why do they hurt so much

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forgot to tell mother im leaving hella early today so i gotta leave a little note promising i havent ran away and am just picking up the boyfriend

waking up at 5am to walk boyfriend home from work but my god am i sleepy

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how i feel when someone reblogs my stuff with a really really nice tag

#would feel this way more often if i actually posted #but thinking originally is hard

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waking up at 5am to walk boyfriend home from work but my god am i sleepy

#i have an hour until the bus and do not want to move my bed is so comfy #lifes cruel why dont i have time stopping powers so i can sleep more

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YOUNG ROYALS (2021—2024)

#ugh the way he finally gets to smile in one of them my heart #sweet thing #young royals spoilers #young royals s3 spoilers

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sorry but not way we are getting a literal MONTAGE at the end of young royals s3 😭😭

#sorry i know its emotional and meaningful and all but i cannot stop laughing #its so long oh my god #sweet ending though #young royals spoilers #young royals s3 spoilers #minor spoiler ^ but still

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when your card declines at therapy so they pull out dead poets society 1989

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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

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having thick hair and going to get your hair cut is just having to listen to your hair dresser repeat over and over again how millions of people would commit despicable crimes to have your hair

#my hairdresser took a picture of the floor the first time i went to him

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Babe I swear I just saw their reblog first, I didn’t ignore yours, it was just that yours was further down the dash, that’s not on me that’s on tumblr babe, tumblr wants to drive a wedge between us, I love you I swear babe, pls believe me pls don’t let them win

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typology is so funny because you can literally excuse everything with it. your honor it's true that my client committed attempted genocide but have you considered he's a if(s) 4w3 sx/so 486 efvl therefore a potential hater

#no its awful ive started categorising things in my life by typology #sometimes i hear myself talk and im like 'oh yeah. thats that inferior fe talking' #or im interacting with someone and they say something and my brain just goes 'oh that is such an e2 thing to say' #bc its like what why am i thinking like that